OH MY GOSH! OKAY. SO I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE ONLINE RIGHT, AND YEAH, HE'S A COOL GUY. HE GOES TO NORTHWESTERN, RIGHT? WELL WE ALL KNOW HUDSON GOES TO NU TOO. YEAH, SO A FEW DAYS AGO, WE (HUDSON AND I) WERE TALKING ABOUT MOVIES AND STUFF, AND WHAT PRODUCERS DO, ETC. AND HUDSON SAID ONE OF HIS GOOD FRIENDS GOES TO NU AND HE'S A SCREENWRITING MAJOR OR PRODUCTION SOMETHING, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE CONVERSATION. WELL ANYWAYS, TURNS OUT I HAVE BEEN TALKING TO HIM THE WHOLE TIME. NOT HUDSON, BUT THE FRIEND.

WANNA KNOW HOW I FOUND OUT? WELL, WE ALL KNOW, THAT I'M A SUPER-SLEUTH, AND AT NORTHWESTERN, LIKE AT MOST BIG UNIVERSITIES, THEY HAVE A PUBWEB-TYPE SYSTEM. WELL, BOY WAS SENDING ME PICTURES OF HIMSELF, AND HE WAS GIVING ME THE PUBWEB LINKS. SO, OF COURSE, I'M GOING TO GO TO THE URL AND SEE WHAT I CAN GET BY TAKING OFF SOME OF THE PARTS OF THE ADDRESS. WELL, GUESS WHAT I GOT? HIS WHOLE PUBWEB DIRECTORY. OF COURSE, I LOOKED AT ALL OF HIS PICTURES, AND I FOUND SOME INTERESTING THINGS, AND HUDSON STUFF TOO! IT LOOKS LIKE HE HAS A SLIGHT CRUSH ON HIM. WHO DOESN'T? DAMN I'M GOOD.

SO ALL I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT NOW IS HOW TO GET INTO THE WHOLE PUBWEB SYSTEM. IT'S NOT THAT HARD, BECAUSE I BROKE THOUGH IN A COUPLE OF OTHER SCHOOLS BEFORE, AND COULD LOOK UP ALL THE PEOPLE IN THE SCHOOL, THEIR PERSONAL STUFF, GRADES, ETC. NORTHWESTERN'S WILL BE KINDA HARD TO CRACK THOUGH. I SHOULD JUST ASK OLIVIA OR LAURA FOR THEIR PASSWORDS.THIS IS WHAT'S EVEN HOTTER...

IT'S NON-TRACEABLE!