I jsut got off the phone with Mr. Gelb.

I can't believe I have a HUGE ass crush on a straight guy.

I was on the phone for over an hour.

Shit.

Yeah, so this guy Mark, is hitting on me in the Apple store. He's a customer. He's cute, but old.

Last night, I decided I'm not going to be gay anymore.

Too bad it's not a decision.

I'm about to go watch Matrix Reloaded with Sarah for the first time.

Cool fun times.