My readings for today are outstanding. I have a wonderful card, a great horoscpoe, and my motivational quote is great.

Why don't I feel great?

Maybe because I'm sick.

I have devised a new boys plan though. It should also help with my staring problem.

I can't look at a boy for more than 3 seconds, no matter how cute he is.

More rules to follow. I'm making this up as I go along.