-When you've got Christopher, Flaunt it!

-Christopher just feels right.

-I'd rather have a bowl of Christopher.

-There's only one Christopher.

-Simple impartial Christopher.

-The curiously strong Christopher.

Hours of fun!!


With the word cock:

-The Incredible, edible cock (ain't it the truth)

-At $29 a cock, it's not stress on your pocket.

-Beacuse cock can't drive.

-Ask the man from the cock.

-The coolest cock on ice

-Let your cock do the walking.



And one to leave everyone with:

Make every cock count.


Amen.