Mike McKee is the man.

drumhead7: im gonna kill my roomate
drumhead7: he is driving me crazy
christoplg: really?
christoplg: like bad crazy, or crazy crazy
drumhead7: he is ALWAYS getting nude and rubbing his parts on my pillow
drumhead7: when he does, my pillow is stinky, and i wake up smelling of nut sack

damn, that's so nasty, but it's the funniest thing I have ever heard in the course of my life. I'm sorry Mike.