Irrespectable

I had someone over last night. Tim. Fairly cute, 23, short.

Used the bathroom, we fooled around.

He asked to use my restroom.

He spent a while in there, I was about to get worried.

He came back, proceeded to have not good sex with me.

I went to the bathroom.

TURNS OUT HE THREW UP IN MY SINK!

It would have been okay, if he would have bothered to clean it up!

That's fucking gross!

I Should have stayed home with the dog.