I should know the lingo, I'm a master at it. Why then, in certain situations, do I not even notice it, until 5 o'clock the next evening?!

"so, uhh.. I'll call YOU tomorrow, and we'll work something out"

Please. I've said it too many times. I know what that means.





Why, then, do I check my messages every three minutes?

Please tell me. Inquiring minds want to know.