Today is poo poo day. Dump, Crap, Feces, Caca, Booboo, Bricks, Dookie, Dung, Guano, or just plain old SHIT. Haha let me tell you.. this is some ghettoness. Maya and I be always having some poopy conversations, and that is nasty. Hahaha. let me tell you about my dream. I don't respect myself. Well before I tell you about my dream, I have to tell you that my mom is sick and she was gagging all night. Okay, so onto my dream. I had a dream that someone had taken a dump in the toiliet, and didn't flush. THEN, my mom went in there and threw up ON TOP of the doo doo. Then I went in there, because I had to brush my teeth. The door was closed, I should have taken the hint, that it was stankified in there, but I didn't. I went in there and about threw up myself. I was so grossed out. So I went to flush the toilet, and IT OVERFLOWED!! Not like a little, but the shit was all up in my face! I didn't respect. I was like Caca! I turned on the shower, and some RUNS came out, instead of water! EWWW!!! It was so nasty, but it's funny. Hahaha. I am laughing just typing my dream. Damn, I wonder what I ate that made me dream about dookie. I don't respect. Damn, I have to go take a dump. I better go before I get some bacon strips all up in my underwear. Wait, I don't wear underwear, so I better go before I soil my pants. HAHAHAHAHAH. I am so funny