Starbucks.

1. Because we're used to whipped cream.
2. We make everything extra hot.
3. We know how to keep you up in the morning.
4. We won't fall asleep afterwards.
5. We thank and worship you over and over, even if we know you don't deserve it!
6. No body grinds like we do.
7. The thing's we make are soooo delicious.
8. You ALWAYS find Mocha, Whip cream, caramel or some other deleciousness on some part of our body.
9. Give you enough creame so you won't complain.
10. Because we always gladly do it agian if you arnt satisfied and thank you with a smile.
11. Because we stay fresh for an hour and only need 4 minutes to re-brew.
12. We will always give you stuff that you LOVE to slurp and swallow.
13. We Give "Legendary" Service.
14. We wipe our steam wands with a towl when we finish steaming your pitcher.
15. Because our aprons aren't just useful in the store, but also in the bedroom; easy to take off, clean up small spills/stains, provide easy access to...everything!

I don't know why this whole three months until the next post thing has been going on- but it shall stop.

So yes. I need to figure out how to word my words. How to say exactly what I'm thinking. That's a thought in the back of my head.

I am sitting drinking a glass of Domaine du Vieux Chene (the winery) cotes du rhone (the type of wine) 2003 (the year). It's earthy.

Wanna know something interesting? Coffee and wine have the same descriptors.

I've moved up a box in the "annual salary" section of questionnaires.

Everyone add me to myspace. You know my name. I have to get friends now. My teens are getting on me.

futurefilmmakersfestival.com.

oh yes. email for the new business email.

A Night of Firsts

Today was a day filled with many new firsts for me.

I took out too much money from the bank- and spent the majority of it. That's not a first. :)

I decided to stay in this apartment with Helena for another year. This marks the first time I will have signed onto another year lease with another person. This is a HUGE decesion because I REALLY want to live by myself. Living with Helena for another year will allow me to save more money for the year to come.

I went to my first full fledged wine tasting at kafka. http://www.kafkawine.com. It was awesome. I was by myself- which I tend to be more often. I had a wonderful time. The theme of tonight's tasting was French wine. I learned SO much in 2 hours. I can't wait for the next one.

I bought more than one bottle of wine. That's a first.

I went to an opening of a new sex shop tonight. www.mytulip.com. I have 10% off if you order online. Need discount? I'm here.

I bought my first sex toy. www.aneros.com. I haven't played with it yet. I don't think I'm ready. I want to clean my room first and I want time.

I bought my first lube. It's really gay. The name is boy butter. Keith (at Tulip) said it's his favorite and he sounds like he knows what he's talking about if you know what I mean.

I became a regular at my sushi resturant. First time I'm a regualr at a resturant.

I bought a room at Steamworks. That's a first. bathhouse rooms. There should be a law against them. Both bath houses and rooms at bath houses. I didn't get any ass. I threw away my membership. Fuck that shit.

thus the night of firsts ends. This post is also the first of '06.

Many more firsts to come.