YO YO YO! This is a special blog from Florida, land of nice beaches, and Islands of Adventure. I am in Lakeland now, just got here from four beautiful, fun, marvelous, wonderful, land of hotness people (and A$$ ugly ones), New Syrmna Beach. It's right south of Daytona, and nicer. Yeah, I am talking online to all of my Cary peeps, and Maya isn't even online. I am mad at that. I have to change my last blog too. hahha fun times. It's going to be good!!! MAYA JUST GOT ON! you know I am whalling out! AWW SHOOKY SHOOKY! HEHEHEHEH!!!!!!!! Well I don't know what else to write so I'll see ya!

Emotional: Giddy
Physical: Hyper
Thankful: FLORIDA
Look Forward to: Fun times
Hope: i get to go to Islands of Adventure
Music: That one talk show here that cracks me up!
Movie: California (I think we are about to watch it)

R-O-C-K In the USA! That's from America Rocks, this cover band at King's Dominion. They suck. Like everyone in the youth group is obsessed with them, but I don't like them. Yeah, not kosher. Man. It's amazing what people find entertaining, encluding myself. America Rocks is not a way of entertainment. Sheet, I could do a better job than them. I am regretting that we put them on the Sr. High T-Shirts. Sad times. I am going to draw a line through them on my T-shirt. Hahaha that will be funny. Well, as you can see, I went to King's Dominion yesterday. It was so much fun, excluding America Rocks. Maya, Cristina and I had some fun times. We didn't stay with the youth group, because I hate to be bogged down with big groups at a theme park, and I was not going to stay in the same area all day. waiting to see the same lame show four times. Z and I are hopefully going out this week. That would be amazing. I would love that so much. Hopefully, it's before Friday, because that's when I go to Florida. That's going to be loads of fun times. I worked today! At least I made money. It was so boring. HAHAHHAHAH OH YEAH! I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE CONVERSATION MAYA AND I HAD THE OTHER DAY ABOUT ROBBIE (well it wasn't about him, it involved him)!!! Talk about some Hilarious times. I'll copy it and paste it (this will be the edited version, one day, I will but the whole uncut version).

Christopher (me): Call this number ________ (Robbie's cell #)
Maya: Why, whose number is it?
Me: Just call it! You won't regret it!
Maya: What if thier parents answer!
Me: You don't have to worry about that, it's a cell phone
Maya: I don't want to. what if he's asleep?
Me: Just call the number, it's someone who likes you
Maya: okay fine
Me: tell me what he says
Maya: okay
(5 minutes pass)
Maya: Boy! It was Robbie!
Me: (laughing histerically) I know!!
Maya: Why did you do that to me?!!
Me: (still laughing) what did he say?
Maya: He asked if I was doing anything on Friday
Me: You're kidding me...
Maya: I said I was going out with Christopher and his mom
Me: You know you could have canceled on me! Sheet, I would have canceled on me!
Maya: He said mabye we can do something Saturday, or something then
Me: no WAY!
Maya: and he said he was glad that I called
Me: (various words)
Maya: yeah, WOAH, I was so scared
Me: well I should have figured that he likes you, b/c he always talks about you
Maya: does he really? I thought he liked Laura though
Me: yeah, when he's not talking about Laura, he asks about you constantly
Maya: wow!
Me: Yeah, I could tell he likes you
Maya: really does he talk about me?!?
Me: All the time, he said he would like you more, but you like Ben Affleck
Maya: OH NO! Why does he say stuff like that!?
Me: I don't know, but I think he still likes Laura
Maya: I am going to ask him out, forget Laura, if he likes me, I will take some initative
Me: I thought he already asked you out
Maya: Boy! you know I was playing!
Me: Are you serious?!?!?!?
Maya: HAHAHHA I got you! You know I didn't call him!
Me: That is ghetto! I don't respect you!
Maya: yeah so does he really talk about me?!
Me: NAW! I thought you knew I was playing
Maya: TRICK! Th thought we were serious!
Maya: you got me ALL hyped up! I was so excited!
Me: It serves you right! hahah
Maya: hahhahahaah
Me: hahahahah
both of us: HAHAHAH LMAO

That conversation was so funny. If you don't get it (I know it's kind of confusing) then ask me or Maya. You know that mess was funny! Both of us were lying the whole time! Hahahahah! This makes me want to laugh! various lines, words, phreses, and sentences were taken out for sensorship purposes, and you don't need to know the whole conversation. Maya is going to be so mad when I post this! Well I have to go talk online!

Emotional: Fun times
Physical: I feel like chicken (naw I am a vegetarian!)
Thankful: MAYA!
Look Forward to: Florida
Music: Techno
Movie/TV series: QAF!!!! (I'll tell you what that stande for later) that is my show! I just got all of season one on DVD! That's awesome!!!!!!!! I am excited!

OH MY WOWSERS! Christian, my little sister, just found out today, that she straight up babysits for some claims to fame. Get this. the dad of the children she b-sits, is J-Lo's COUSIN! They talk all the time!! The youngest girl was the flower girl in her wedding! I was like come on now Christian, you needs to tell them you have a brother who will babysit anytime they need it. I whalled out today. Fun times! THE SENIOR HIGH T-SHIRTS ARE GOING TO BE AWESOME! That makes me excited. I am going to Florida next Friday! That also excites me. I bet there are so many hot people there, I will have gone through the whole alphabet by the time I get back. Fun times! Man! My Brother is watching Freedy Got Fingered. I hate that movie so much. Don't get me started. that's all I have to say. Oh here is some sad news. I may not get Z. SAAAAD! But that's the way the world goes. No biggie. I'll have another crush tomorrow! Peace!

Emotional: swell (BIG SWOLE MAYA!)
Physical: tired
Thankful: computers, even though I hate mine
Look forward to: Friday
Music: NOT AMERICAN IDOL
Movie: American History X

Yeah, well Maya told me I had to change my blog, but I don't change them, I write new ones. That last one when I said something about Maya and I not having men, sounded to "flaming" as Maya put it. you know what screw her. Just PLAY PLAY! Maya you know you are my ace, and we go back to the hood together (I wish we would). Yeah, well, yes it is true that I don't have man. I do'nt have a woman either. Sad times, well not really, as I said earlier. I only want one person, and that's Z. So I didn't mean to sound flaming, (but what if I am)? Haha just play play. I am not flaming, b/c I am not on fire. I am hotter than fire. I didn't mean to sound flaming, but that doesn' t mean I didn't mean to sound gay, b/c I did. Man I crack myself up. I am rolling on the floor!!!! OH YEAH! Tomorrow, I am making t-shirts!! Maya bring some Fudgesickles over! Those are the only brown things I suck on. (can't say that applies for Sarah) Everything else has to be white (or tan, I can work with a nice tan). HAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH LMFAO!! Sorry, Maya, had to say it! I think I am so funny. You know what's even better? I don't care what people think about me. I am always going to be me no matter what. If someone doesn't like me that's their problem. I know people with huge image problems, and that is a really big turnoff. I hate people who lack self-confidence. You don't have to be full of yourself (like me) but don't hate on yourself! Come on now! God made you for who you are, and if people don't like you, that's not your problem! God loves you, and that's all that matters. Well enough of that. Let me leave. Peace Out.

TODAY (WELL THE 16th) IS MY MOM'S 40TH BRITHDAY! THAT'S EXCITING! WE ARE CELEBRATING ON FRIDAY! HAVING A HUGE BIRTHDAY BASH! YAAY FOR BIRTHDAYS! Yope. Just got back from Maya's. I had fun times. Sometimes I don't think people have as much fun as I do. I am all about Crystal's cell phone ring. It is so hotness. I want to break it down to that mess. I woke up this morning, and I took a look at my tongue. It was so nasty. There was a black spot over the ring, and brown like dried up blood all over my tongue. It all came off though. That means it's healing, which is s good thing. I also went to work today. It was fun, but boring. I was online like the whole time. We are getting an AWESOME movie on Friday! That makes me excited. It's called The Believer. It stars Ryan Gosling (an awesome actor), and it's about this Jew, who joins a Neo-Nazi group. So back to Maya's. We watched American Idol (the craziest show ever made), and chilled. Sarah talked to her boy, Tariq. That name crazks me up, but I don't want to judge b/c she obviously likes him, and I respect her opinion. Maya and I are the only ones without men. (whoops, I didn't mean to say that.. I meant without mates hehehe). I crack myself up. Yeah, sometimes, I think I am so obnoxious, that I tend to accidentally (well it's definitley not intentional, so I guess that's accidentally, so I'll just say unintentionally) ignore people. I mean Maya, for instance, was telling me about how Robbie had asked me a question, and I didn't even answer. That's crazy, b/c I hate it when people do that to me. Like for real. I do it without noticing. I am going to calm down. Anyways. Every girl, by the way, is about in love with some Robbie. (with slight exceptions, like Sarah, who ONLY likes her some brown skin. There is nothing wrong with that, but she sure does not like Robbie. Crystal has a b/f, and she likes him to much to like anyone else. Maya.. haha that is my girl! (naw, not like that, that is too nasty)) Okay well, yeah, everyone likes them some Robbie. That's good. Better him than me. I don't think I could deal with the grils from our church liking me. I would die. I am so mean sometimes, but I really don't have time for anyone. That sounds so bad, but at least I know where I stand. I am not going to persue a relationship, if I don't want to devote time or money. Right now, there is one person, whom I'd even consider dating. (That's person Z). Z. is so nice, and sweet (Z does not go to my church, so if someone from church reads this, you have no idea who I am talking about, except Maya) and good looking. Man, I have a huge crush, and I barely know Z. I know Z enough to like this person, but I would like to know Z more. I think I will get to know Z more this week. But for now, I am leaving. Write chu later!

Emotional: Fun times
Physical: my wrist hurts
Thankful: my mom
Look forward to: Friday
Hope: Z and me hook up
Music: Motown
Movie: The Believer

Hey! I GOT MY TONGUE PIERCED TODAY! Wow it feels weird. It's really sore, but I can talk fine. I just took some excedrin. That makes me sad, because I don't believe in medicine. That's okay though. It's a pain to eat. I have to take some baby bites. Ghetto ghet. Youth Group was good. WORK OH MY freaking goodness. We have this movie, Devdas and it's like a US premier. We are like one of the only places to get it, so everyone and their mom wants to see it (It's Indian) there were so many people. i was getting mad, b/c they were pitching attitudes with me, and I didn't do anything wrong. Shoot I am just the concierge. Dang. Well on some good notes, I may be going to the beach tomorrow, not sure yet though. it will be fun times. I am going to FL at the end of this month, with Robbie. It willl be fun times, for sure. I am excited. My tounge is so sore. I think I am going to leave now. I have a headache

Emotional: perky?
Physical: Tired, and I have a headache, and my tounge is so sore.
Thankful: ICE
Look Forward to: Florida
Hope: My tounge feels better
Movie: Mulholland Dr
Music: Michael Jackson
Disgusting: Prince Alberts

What's up!?! Man I love birthdays! I am 18!! wow that's amazing. I love my family. They "surpirsed" me today at work with balloons, and a cake. it was great. I worked all day, but I had fun times. I was going to get my tongue pierced, but I didn't, I am going tomorrow. I can't wait. Hmmm. Bible Study on thursday was good. We talked about some fun stuff, and the Isrealites. How they continously turned away from God, and how we do that also. It was good. Robbie likes Laura, and that mess is funny. I don't know for sure he likes her, but I can pick up on things like that. I am like the best matchmaker in the world. It's funny, I can hook up like anyone, but I can't find someone for myself. Not fun times, but I had an awesome b-day! TTFN!


Physical: Fun times
Emotional: Fun times
Thankful: God loves us
Look Forward to: getting tongue pierced and CLUBBIN!
Hope: I have fun times at work, and CLUBBIN
Movie: Boondocks Saints
Music: NSYNC CELEBRITY
Disgusting: naked people tattoos

Allright. Man, it's been forever. The Beach Trip was awesome. I am over X (I think) the beach trip made me get over X, and I was on to someone else, call this person Y. But I will never see Y again, so there's no hope there. SAD TIMES. That trip though... Let me highlight some fun times.. *Praise music that was too low*NSYNC! * My group did Bye bye bye*Shaving Cream fights*PUTT-PUTT (person Y)*Putt-Putt champion*Best overall in our skits*Soccer/Foosball*X*Stand by Me*Y*Y*Y*(have I said Y?)*Zach and his signature move*Skye and the marcarena!!!*Megan and the chopping cart*Kevin the Robot*Beating up NSYNC*Cross-dressing (J.J and Kyle)*Girls corss-dressing (Christian, Laura, Katie, Kristi)*Boy bands*That awesome food*Partners (phillipians)*sand castles and moats*Tennis ball/pantyhose game*go fish*Old Maid*MAFIA (the best game ever)* MAFIA!!!*more MAFIA*basketball*the beach*shaving cream*asking random people for hugs covered with shaving cream*F-R-E-E-D-O-M*fishing (well I didn't go, but I heard they still had fun*catching sharks you can't keep*T-shirt ideas (I was the only one with T-shirt ideas)*Fun times* well that's all I can remember from that trip. it was really fun. I can't believe it's been so long since I have written. I won't write anymore tonight, or I"ll be up forever. 2 DAYS UNTIL MY BIRTHDAY!!! oh my gosh, that's so weird. I'll be eighteen. Where has the time gone for real. I am just realizing that. I have lived eighteen years. God is awesome. I can't think about birthdays, without thinking about God. I'll talk to you tomorrow, and I'll break it to you everything that happened Tuesday and Wednesday. NOT fun times, but this is a Happy Blog, so I am not going to make it sad.

Emotional: Weak
Physical: Tired ( I always write tired. I am not really always tired.)
Thankful: Brothers and Sisters
Look Forward to: Bible Study
Hope: I have a good day tomorrow
Movie: Royal Tennenbaums
Music: Jordan Knight
Disgusting: Two-faced people