Erik: the really cool link at the bottom of this post
Erik: lol
Erik: (in reply to your blog)
Erik: worked for me :-P
Christeyopgwe: haha
Christeyopgwe: that's awesome
Christeyopgwe: I'm posting that!
Erik: hehe
Erik: remember its not the size of the boat
Erik: but the motion of the ocean
Christeyopgwe: hahaa
Christeyopgwe: yeah, i don't need to remember that
Christeyopgwe: I fet no action anyways
Christeyopgwe: so it doesn't matter

Ahhh. if it were true. Well, according to my last quiz, I can pick 'em out anyways, so who needs this pansy thing? Haha. It is QUITE funny

Woah! I am soo tired, and I have a long day ahead of me.

Yesterday ROCKED.
Alanna rocks
Last night was definatley a trash can and plunger night.
late calls to Super-K mart in Garner
make up that looks HOT
waxing (or partial waxing) of the stomach
Love that girl.

Hannah.
Waxing of the Legs.
WHAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO
back of the legs.

That was a day.
eyebrow waxing

gotta finish my outfit.
got stockings, and fish nets
gotta get a smaller thong, the one I have is too big

Chicago-Tuesday
so we hope and pray.

Today:
Work with Jonathan.
that boy is some kinda crazy.
and not in the good way.

HANGIN WITH MR. MAYA!
DISNEY LINE UP!
QUEER EYE!
Jamming to Mariah!
Crunch ice cream bars!
I'm going to wear my platforms to the grocery store!
O B TRICE!

Tomorrow:
Work 8 in the morning!
then Madstone!
then finish being beautiful!
THEN show!
AhH!
it's a day of non stop action!

wowsers.
and I'm already tired.

I am Timmy Turner!! Oh My Ferrets! I must have
FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!


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And with what said, I am going to bed. I love Fairly OddParents. I promise it's the best cartoon.

Raleigh, NC. America's Best place to Live.

"oh my gosh! I can't believe this. It's like so scary. If anyone EVER did this to me. I promise! I can't even explain! AHH!

today!

I felt like I was on the MTV show 'MADE'.
Crystal and Bridgette tore my ass up with those dances.
It's all good, because I have a kick ass routine now.

Jerk Salmon is REAL good.

Boy Meets Boy is ok. Kinda dumb, but ok.
FAB 5 was AWESOME! I want to be one of the Fab 5!
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!

Talked to addy-day today!
and I called Rich.

That's about it.

Night!

"to dream the impossible dream

I got my wig and shoes today!
fun times for all!

hopefully Alanna'll call me. If she doesn't, we'll still work something out, I'm sure

I can't find my wig though. It's weird.

I'll post pics as soon as I take some!

night.

Your Hidden Sexual Talent is Sniffing Out Big Dick

All your friends wonder your trick...

You're an expert at finding big dick!

You're the envy of every girl on the block.

Because your man has the biggest cock.



What's *Your* Hidden Sexual Talent?

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cum to think of it... it's true. All of the guys I've been with have had fairly big ones (meaning more than 6.5 inches, which is well beyond 'average' of 5.)

christoplg: I am really bored
christoplg: and hungry
sarijoul: still pregnant. . .
christoplg: yes!
christoplg: I added you to my links sidebar
sarijoul: maybe you have a tape worm
sarijoul: that would be some excitement
christoplg: ewww
christoplg: I would cry!

I am officially scared now. What if I do have tapeworm?!

Thanks John Boles. You suck.

Maya and I were talking about Herpes today. It's a crazy thing. man. You can get it from oral. Like the person with it, can give someone else oral, and the recipient can get it. Wow. Cratchie.

I just finished Bridget Jones' Diary. I LOVE that movie. With a capital LOVe.

What else?

I think I'm pregnant. Seriously. Like I can't stop eating. I really can't. Just tonight, after 6 o'clock, I have had the following:

A footlong hotdog
An apple
chips
ice cream
cum (I only wish)
marshmallows
lucky charms
and now,
I'm about to eat a pack of Ramen Noodles.

I swear. I am pregnant. I've been a lil' sick in the mornings, and excessibley tired.
If I'm not pregnant, I'm having menopause at 19.
damn.
That must be some kind of world record.

What's wrong with me?
At least I'm going out tomorrow afternoon!

Note to self:
before waxing, EXFOLIATE (reccomended favorite soap and baking soda paste)
use Alpha-Hydroxy lotion afterwards, and the next couple of days.

I'm going to need this.
Thinking about self-waxing (this means Alanna will be doing it, because I don't do the whole self-inflicted pain thing. I hope she's okay with it. She doesn't have to do my boo-tay if she doesn't want to. Who would not want to touch my bootie though?)

Allright. I need to get my shit together, and not just in one part. Things are going well though!

Show Next Friday:
-Chad made the best CD ever. It's perfect for my show. Chad rocks socks. The Argyle kind (as we all know, those are the bestest).
-I still need hair (the word hair doesn't post on my blog! I should spell it 'hare'), a top and shoes.
-I gotta go reserve my spot.
-I'm excited about spending KA-WALL-A-TEE tick tock (quality time) with Alanna

Chicago:
-Oh gosh. I don't know HOW I'm getting back.
-I HAVE to get the rest of my apartment shit sent in!
-Why the fuck am I such a slacker at times? it REALLY pisses me off, that I can't just take care of business.
-Josh is still buggin me for that money
-Gotta get this year's loan app's in too! Shit.. (read above about slacker)
-I'm really only semi looking forward to moving in at 1212. I mean damn.
-but I am going to concentrate MORE on school. Towards the end of last semester, I slacked. That's not going to happen.

Boys:
-Nothing really to say here.
-Haven't talked to David. Yes, I can say it's my fault (well at least a small miniscule part) but I'm tired of ALWAYS calling someone. It's about time people fall for me, and not just because I give good blow jobs. (that's a joke)
-Russ I'm not too sure. I mean in his last email he said he'd call while on vay-cay, but it hasn't happened. I have done REALLY well, and only called him once, and that was after The Eye. Just wanted to talk to someone, I was bored, and no one was online.
-That's about it. I mean I have decided I am going to stop crushing over people I don't know, so that scratches about everyone else. (well for now)

Everything Else:
-Nothing really, kinda ready to go back, but kinda not. It is really very and EXTREMELY comfortable here. But the city. I can't even explain. It is like it's home.
-I just finished About a Boy. I love Hugh Grant. I would marry him. He's so hot. The accent. Damn.

Song of the day:
Killing me Softly- Roberta Flack

Update on Show:

Alanna-Makeup
Outfit-almost complete. I NEED a wig!
Chad-Music
EVERYONE ELSE-THERE FOR SUPPORT AND CHEERING!!!!!!!

I love my friends! Esp. the Madstoners.

OH yes, and my mom. She's more excited than anyone.
Pretty Scary.

I had the WORST shits today.

I gotta make some waxing appts.

Apartment stuff too!

Allright.

Let the show begin.
It's almost final.
August First.
First Friday
Legends.
Be there
and see
Charvette Wilcox
Perform.

WHAT DO I PERFORM!
Please help me now.

I'm thinking Aretha, but I don't want to be a campy queen, and make a fool of myself, so I was thinking of sticking to POP, because I can handle a Britney or a Christina.

PLEASE HELP ME OUT.
email, phone, IM me with suggestions.

I want to win, and have fun doing it!

WHO WANTS TO GO SHOPPING!?

Yo

I should have been doing things other than what I did today.

What I did today:

Not a whole lot.

Haha.

FAB 5 Comes on tonight! BRAVO channel!

FYI: The guys on Planetout are much better than the ones on XY.
I guess it's the age thing.

Hey! I'm having a good day,
I think.
It's not bad
so I can't really complain
although I still don't know when I want to go back
to Chicago.

I am thinking soon, like first week
but then again, I want to stay a bit longer.

I really need a computer, but I'm not really thinking about that.

Russ emailed me today! Finially!
Wanna know what's weird?
I kinda knew I would get an email from him
because I had a dream about it.
Maybe I have some sort of ESP.
That would RAWCK.

I won't give the details of the email here,
but it was not a bad email.
at all.
Yaay!

What else?
Jacquie (Auntie Poo-Poo) is here.
For a week
That means fun times and laughter
although she can be quite curt and crass
That's okay
I can too.

What else?
OH YEAH!

So Eddie, Scott, Dan, and Helena, went to visit Mr. Grant Adams, right
In STL.
Well, GRANT'S PHONE GOT TURNED OFF
So they can't get a hold of him
golly that sucks.
I hope something gets worked out.
I've been making phone calls all day to see if I can get a house number
or a family member
but nothing.
That sucks.

What else?
nothing really.
I think Hudson (however weird) and I may turn out to be friends
cool beans.

Well, I think I am going to head to bed.

"The Wells Fargo Wagon is a-coming down the street oh please let it be for me!"

I'm your SECRETARY!

That's awesome. Thanks Matt Hirsch. Love that movie.
I totally missed 28 Days Later.
I was asleep,
I just woke up at like 9:30.
Today, today, today.
is not tomorrow.

got to send Joshua my money.
OH WAIT. SPEAKING OF JOSHUA AND MONEY

SO JOSHUA says that I owe him $200 buckeroos.
I was like "for the security deposit"?
He was like, nah, man, for the Rent.
I was like August?
he said: No, July.

NAH, man, I'm sorry about that, but I can't pay for a month that I'm not living there for.
That just won't happen.
As much as I love them,
I won't be doing all that.
My lease says August.
so that's what I pay.

I gotta get a plane ticket up there, or something.

Just finished "The Hours" with the gang. I really didn't watch it, because I've seen it a few times, and was waiting for Russ to get on. I am stupa. Who gets online on a Saturday night?

Me. Duh!

I'm about to go home though.

I'm still not in the best mood..
Not on the outside, I'm great, but inside..
I don't know
I mean you know how you feel like that
it's like you're fine
but you're not
but you are at the same time?!
like you're not putting on a front,
because you're not really upset or mad
but inside something is a tingling
or like missing
I don't know.

Later.

This is so dumb, but here's my list. Oh golly oh gee. I can't believe I'm diong this... at work. of all places.

From hottest to least. I hope no one should take offense to this, although I'm sure they won't because none of them are gay.

Christopher Guest (of course I'm first. These guys have nothing on me)

Christopher Ward
Chad Hicks
Matthew Hirsch
Jeff Groce
Stephan Walker
Jason Moore
John Boles
Nathan Finke
Michael Williams
Steve Rogers
Hitesh Garach
Chris Gentry

Allright. That's it.

Oh yes, Becky goes on top. Above Chris ward.

Hola. Good day. Filled with work.

I had fun at Legends. I know Maya didn't. I understand. I hope she's not too mad at me, although I know she is. We'll work through it.

I am ghetto at the city streets of Raleigh. I promise they changed on me. Or I am just a stupid fuck. Probablly a bit of both.

Crystal had fun at Legends. I'm really grateful for that.

Those drag queens need some work. Let me teach them. Heh.

I gotta get up in 6 hours for 10 hours of work. Let me get some sleep.

Night.

I called David and Russ tonight.

I just watched Winged Migration. I think I like Alanna's summary of the movie. It's like watching a spectacular fireworks show in which you're speechless afterwards, only with birds.

Alanna rocks. We had some more bonding time, which was great.

I have reated the "Men of Madstone". Haha. I shall post my ratings later.
I had a decent conversation with Hudson today. I still think that boy is _____ (your choice: beautiful, awesome, funny, yeah yeah yeah)

What can I say, Alanna's right, I'm a crusher. I can't help it.

I got "Under the Banner of Heaven" today. I'm really excited. It's not often that the prologue of a book makes me excited.

My face has been extremely oily, so I finally got facial wash, scrub, and exfoliationg mask to help with that, so my beauty can shine through.
Amen for that.

I can't believe Jason called me today. Not for a reason you may think either. He just didn't want to say hi. He wanted Directions to the Royal. The fucking gay club. He calls me all the way in NC to ask me where it was. ME, of all people, I've been there exactly three times. I mean damn. I accidentally gave him the wrong cross street. It's Fullerton and Milwalkee, not Western and Milwalkee. Oops. Serves him right. He found it though. I am still upset at that. I mean who does that?

Well, it is now sleepy time down south. Nighty night.

"Winged Migration Soundtrack"

I officially have the worst luck ever.
Ever.
Ever Ever.

Scottie Boy just called me with some pretty friggin bad news.

he can't come.

his parents say their van won't make it here,
so they are trading it in.
he could take his grandmother's car
but he'd have to pay for a rental for her.

so I have no way back, because I can't buy a plane ticket!

What am I going to do?!

It's like I get my hopes up too high
then they all come CRASHING down.
like the World Trade Center
That's about how I feel.

This is some Great News.
And to think, I was having a great day.

http://uglypeople.com/uglymen/html/up-men-00309.htm

Pray. That Steve Burns comes to Chicago. he's going to LA and Denver. PLEASE PLEASE let him go to Chicago

I CANNOT MISS THAT!

Hey hey!

I just saw "Dirty, Pretty Things"

Not bad,

but not excallent.
no where near.

It had Audrey Tatou (That's Amelie)
SHE ROCKS.
COCK.
yes, a girl that rocks cock.

hmmmm.

18 days.
scary.
plain old scary.

Ginuwine's song SEX.
That is a song everyone needs to hear.
.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
That's my new favorite show.
It's rockin!

Yeah, so today.
I was mowing the lawn, and I ran out of gas.
Lucky me, the gas can was out of gas too.
So I walked to the gas station
because it's a waste of gas to drive to the gas station
and I was with my sister.
Christian.
we brought $1.50 with us,
I wasn't going to break a five for some gas
I was filling up the gas can
and I went over
by 19 cents.
I didn't even notice.

I went in to tell the guy
I live right around the corner
and I would give him my nineteen cents
in a jiffy.
All he said was
"this is only 1.50"
I know dumbass.
Learn some english.
or maybe I should learn Hindi
(that's besides the point)

POINT:
Totally hot guy
gives the clerk a quarter
and winks at me.

All I could muster up was
"thanks a whole lot"

with my sweaty self.

WHY DID I HAVE TO LOOK LIKE CRAP!?

One of those encounters I'll never have again.



Other things that went on:

Ernie called me.
Weird.

Other than that.

Queer Eye for the Straight Guy totally rocks.
so does the movie "Everything You Wanted to Know About Sex, but are too Afraid to Ask"
Woody Allen

I gotta tell Veronica I can't work Friday :)

"Mario Theme music"

I have put a "dirty quiz" link now.

You Are An Intense Kisser!

Deep tounging, nibbling, and locking lips for hours are on your agenda.

You've been known to wear lovers out with your kiss, before getting to anything else on the menu.

And given that you kiss so well... imagine how you do everything else.


What Your Kissing Style Says About You:



When you want something you go for it, and you don't let go until it's yours.

And when you feel, you feel intensely (surprised?). You have a dramatic streak, no doubt.

If you're in a relationship, you don't take anything lightly. And neither should your lover.


Your Personal Kissing Matches and Mismatches:



Hook up with other Intense Kissers to have the experience of a life time. You'll both feel incredible things, both
in your heart and down there! If you are looking for an even more sexual fun, find the nearest Carnal Kisser.
You'll get kissed down there just right.



Stay away from Manic Kissers at all costs. They spread it around a little too much to give you the passion you crave.
And forget about Juicy Kissers as well - they seem a bit too superficial for you.



How Do *You* Kiss?

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It's about damn time I get my computer back.

SHEE.

Allright.

Things to say.

I really need to hang out with Alanna and Erika. Bad.

I talked to David last night (finally).
It's the longest (phone) conversation we have had to date.

Why do I keep track of petty mess like that?
For instance, I can name just about the longest phone conversation I have had with anyone.
That's kinda weird. Or is it?

Whoo-hoo!

I leave soon!

That's sad too.

August 5th is the day.

I'm in a good mood

Weird, because I have been in a really bad mood since Saturday.

Well not REALLY bad, but it hasn't been good.

Hmmmm....

I wanted to say something else, but I have forgotten.

I wonder if I can get Eddie's job when he leaves for the Air Force.

How do I ask?

OH. I have been Obsessed with Christmas music for the past week.

It's the usual Christmas in the summer mood.

I get this way every summer.

I am about to watch White Christmas.

Yes, it's that bad.

"The best things, happen while you're dancing, things that you may never do at all, suddenly come out on the floor.... for dancing, is sweeter than romancing..."

WHITE CHRISTMAS! Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye, what can I say?

Day:

Woke up
Sent a package
worked
got off (work that is)
came home
got reado to go to the club
took a few shots
Me: I should have taken another shot before we left
Maya: Seee. You alcoholic
Maya: I could have taken one too
Cristina: You know we can always turn around

called: (in this order)
Jake
Grant
Hudson
Russ
Jason
Rohan
David

Fun times

I wasn't even drunk.

I was just overly happy.

Legends was fun

I made eyes at boy

did I persue?

Hell no.

I can't do it at a club.

Parties, yes, gatherings, yes

but at a club, it seems desperate.
And that, I am not.

I was NOT feeling the music
it isn't the same here as in Chicago.
It's not hot here.
I was dissapointed.

Anyways,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

Amen for Harry Potter CD/DVD holder!

night night!



"Seven Layer something"

The White Stripes

I REALLY like that song.

Don't send something overnight for a Saturday delivery.

Just don't do it.

You'll pay way more than you want to.

I promise.

Hopefully it'll be worth it :)

Next time, I'm sending it during the week

I'm a genius!

So my internet wasn't working, and I was getting REALLY frustrated...

so I fixed it!

I am so smart

Sundays and Wednesdays on IFC, everyone can see the guy I kissed, John Cameron Mitchell

John Sayles has a new movie coming out!

I'm EXCITED!

Holler at your boy.

<---------- check out the orginazation.

Damn. This blog looks good.

got anything to add?

you know how to reach me.

not saying I'll put it on, because it's MY blog.

Well all I have to say, is Maya handles her shit well.

I mean damn.

Hasn't seen a boy in a BA long time, and he is STILL sweatin' her.

And she plays hard to get.

handle your shit.

AMEN.

She's gonna learn me someday

Allrightythen. Gotta get everything straight. (or gay)

Russ is 22.

and Damn him for making me think about sex.

with him.

damn him.

when I talk to him, it's like all the other guys that (I think) I like are history.

That's some powerful shit that he has.

I need some of that.

-When you've got Christopher, Flaunt it!

-Christopher just feels right.

-I'd rather have a bowl of Christopher.

-There's only one Christopher.

-Simple impartial Christopher.

-The curiously strong Christopher.

Hours of fun!!


With the word cock:

-The Incredible, edible cock (ain't it the truth)

-At $29 a cock, it's not stress on your pocket.

-Beacuse cock can't drive.

-Ask the man from the cock.

-The coolest cock on ice

-Let your cock do the walking.



And one to leave everyone with:

Make every cock count.


Amen.

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Haha. I thought this was funny. I wouldn't consider my journal rated R. It prolly isn't, but hey. It's what the quiz said.

Fame the show sucks ass. As do all those friggin reality shit mess.

Except Real World and Road Rules. Haha

Alanna is right about Milk.

I lie to myself all the time

wanna know how bored I am?

I have actually been considering changing my career path.

To Criminal Psychology, and Justice.

You know, catching serial killers. I'd work for the FBI, and get paid, and have fun times, conversing with the intellectuals.

How incridibly awesome would that be?

I'm Agent Christopher Guest, FBI.

suck my left nut.

Haha.

We all know I'm not going to do that, but it would be pretty easy to just transfer schools, and change majors.

I was thinking University of Chicago, but they only accept 25% of transfers. I don't like that.

So DePaul was my next choice. I could get in there.






Now back to reality.

I'm not changing careers, but I can fantisize




Okay, now off to the grocery store!

Don't know why, but I want to go, so I'm going!




Then, I'm going to get another serial killer book.

haha I have isues reading my last post.

I haven't been posting, because I was in Texas, and I didn't want to be an anit-social little boy and post in my blog every 5 minutes.

So I didn't.

There's not really anything to post about Texas, other than it was much fun.

Weird looking people

Alot of the hot boys work in the Grocery stores.

That struck me as odd, but hey. Gotta make that money. I can't knock that.

I thought I was fired at Madstone when I got back. Hell, I still might be. I mean damn. Shee. I went in yesterday, and Jason didn't say a word, he just said "great to have you back! You can get to work right now! There's movies at three! Go on ahead, do your thing!"

So I went upstairs to projection booth to tell Jeff I was here to announce movies and whatnot, and I was met by Hannah, who was like "HAHAH YOU'RE FIRED!" I was like "what Why don't I know this?"

Apparently it was heavily talked about it. I figured. Hey. Jason's the asst. manager, and if he doesn't know about me being fired, then damnit, I still work at Madstone. I can't say it's the BIGGEST loss if I was fired, but hey, I need money, and I will be there every weekend until I leave.

Other than that, nothing really to post.

I'm tired of thinking about boys all the time, so I have decided to stop until I get back to Chicago.

I need to get other things straight first.

MY BIRTHDAY IS IN LIKE REALLY SOON!

SATURDAY BABY!

Wow. I don't feel like I should be 19. I feel like I should be older. Weird.

What else?

Oh, I don't think Abram should have been kicked off. Donnell's ghetto instigatin' trifflin ass should have. I would have beat his ass. 10 points for Abrahm.

I miss Maya already.

TONS.

I have to work at Wilson's tomorrow.

12-5.

blah blah.

What else?

I don't know.

Well that's it until I can think of something.

I want to do something for my birthday.

It's too late to plan a party.

So how about one on the 18 or 19?

What do we say?

Who wants to plan it?

You know how to reach me.

I'm tired, so I'm going to go read my book

Exquisite Corpse by Poppy someting or other.

Read it.

Night night

"Everwood theme"