 If i was a serial killer i would be Jeffrey Dahmer.
The psycho killer of the 90's, Jeffery dahmer abducted, drugged, sodomized, tortured, murdered and devoured his young male victims one at a time. After receiving calls of a rancid stench emanating from dahmers apartment, investigators found the decomposing remains of over 12 young men.
Dahmer would drug his victims, then proceed to drill a hole in their head, inserting acid into the brain, keeping the body alive but killing all other functions. he called them his "sex zombies". After the body would die, he would then proceed to mutilate and pose the body, taking pictures, and cooking and eating what was left over.
Kill count: 12-13
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That's probally right. I mean Jefferey Dahmer was the man. Let me stop. I wonder how people taste? Hmmm? Okay, you are probally freaked out now, so let's just pretend I didn't post this.
WHAT KIND OF FRIENDS ARE THESE?!?!?!.....
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:28:31 PM): man
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:28:39 PM): i am all about some food
jenny5504 (5:28:43 PM): same here
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:29:02 PM): hahaha
jenny5504 (5:29:42 PM): it is better than boys
jenny5504 (5:29:44 PM): better than class
jenny5504 (5:29:47 PM): better than sleep
jenny5504 (5:29:49 PM): better than alcohol
jenny5504: jenny5504 (5:29:52 PM): well, almost ;-)
jenny5504 (5:29:53 PM): ha
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:30:04 PM): better than all of that!!
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:30:04 PM): hahahaha
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:30:04 PM): yummy
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:30:04 PM): i'm for real
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:30:04 PM): better than giving bj's
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:30:05 PM): let me stop
jenny5504: BrownEyedGirl183 (5:30:06 PM): hahahaha
jenny5504 (5:30:14 PM): better than giving! hellyes!
jenny5504 (5:30:22 PM): i'm so using that as an away msg
jenny5504 (5:30:23 PM): haha
jenny5504 (5:31:30 PM): i just sent that conversation to christopher
jenny5504 (5:31:36 PM): haha we'll see if he respects us now
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:31:47 PM): HASHAHAH
jenny5504: BrownEyedGirl183 (5:31:49 PM): you know he WON"T!!
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:31:51 PM): hahah
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:31:55 PM): he loves to give
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:31:56 PM): let me stop
jenny5504 (5:32:12 PM): haha
jenny5504 (5:32:17 PM): yeah but i'd rather receive
jenny5504 (5:32:26 PM): i'm definitely self-centered
jenny5504: jenny5504 (5:32:26 PM): ha
jenny5504 (5:32:26 PM): ha
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:32:27 PM): HELL YES!!!
BrownEyedGirl183 (5:32:27 PM): shit
... THE BEST ONES!! I love ya'll!
What Drink Are You?
Haaaay! That's what Jenny and I say every time we talk to each other online. It's fun times. Okay, I will take the quiz a little later, I just have to get a few things in here. I have an essay! Thanks to Jenny, because she is the woman. She's my hero for life. I respect her. Yeah, so I have on outline, and the way things are going, I could be done by Friday! That is something to party about. Hallowenny is coming up soon! Kathryne and her hilarious sent me a vampire game that I am playing. It is the fun times. I have 15 people on my list that I am sire too. MUAHAHAHA! I am talking to some really cool people from Chi-town, and I am soo excited about going. I am talking to one of Emily's friends from Chowan now, pretty cool guy. Wowsers. Hmm what else? I really need to finish David Sedaris's Me Talk Pretty One Day, so I can start Lost by Gregory Maguire. I read Confessions of an Ugly Stepsister, and I loved it. I think I am going to do that today. I also need to work on my screenplay. I haven't touched it since the summer. Not good. I'll tell you what it's about later. Fun times for all. What else? Hmmmm.. I think that's it. My dad is being reatarted, but I don't want to get into that right now. I had some good sleep last night! Yaay fun times. I want some Japanese food. Em and I are getting some Thursday! That makes me happy. I get paid either tues, Wed, or Thurs. Now that is ALWAYS some fun times. I need to save up some moola so I can spend it in Chicago when I go for Thanksgiving. OKay I am going to take a quiz now, and put it at the top of the bloggeroo. What the heck is BUBBLE TEA!!?!? Oh my word. I am going to have to look that one up.
Which Sesame Street Muppet Are You?
I LOVE GROVER! he's always been my favorite! I love online Quizzes :) !!
YAAY for daylight savings! wowsers I gained an hour of sleep! Oh just so you know, I am feeling much better. That soup I had, did the trick. It was goooood. Sheet.. that mess did not play. Fun times for all! Let's hear it for the sun! okay let me stop. I am about to go to bed soon. Fun times. I don't want to take a quiz just yet, b/c that means I can't take one later when I am at work. I have to work a double on Tuesday. Fun times, huh? Or not, but I need them hours. I can't wait for some HALLOWENNY! AWW sheet, from what Katheryne says, it is going to be off the chain. She says Greenville is like some straight up MARDI GRAS on Halloween. YOU KNOW I AM ALL ABOUT THAT! Hahah. I don't know what I am going to be. Maybe I'll go shopping with Emily.... no wait, I don't have money. We when I get paid, maybe then I'll go shopping. Yeah. Sunday is here, so I need to get to sleep, so I can go to church. Well, I'll talk later!
Love, Christopher
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AWW that is so cute, and it's me too. I have brown eyes! fun times! LOOK AT IT.. APPEAREANCE IS VERY DECIVING! That means get to know me! I mean I look good as it is, but still.
hey. I am at work. Just got done taking Bridgette, Danielle, and Maya out to lunch at Ruby Tuesday's, for Bridgette's birthday. She got balloons, and a sundae. Fun times. I took pictures. Rebekah's viewing is today, and I have to miss it because of work. I probally could have called out of it, but I didn't. I am going to the funeral tomorrow. I don't feel like seeing all these people morning. That sounds really bad, but I am so tired (I went to bed at 5, b/c I couldn't sleep), and seeing crying people will only make me sad, and then, I'll make everyone sad at work, and that doesn't need to happen. Collapse is the hottest game on Yahoo. I have fun times playing that game. It's so slow all day, and I am doing busywok, and just not having an excellent day. I mean it's not bad, but I'm just in a melancholy mood today. talked to more people from Chicago today, and I give people too much credit sometimtes. People will put "not important" on the ethnicity part, and say they just want to be friends, but as soon as they look ay my profile, no one wants to talk to me. You can guess why. it's saddening. Tha's okay though. i am better than that, one day, i will find someone who loves me for me, and I don't care. okay, I'll stop making you depressed. I am leaving. see ya!
OH MY GOSH!!! SAD TIMES FOR ALL!!!! Richard Harris died. For those not smart enough to know who that is, it's Albus Dumbledore in Harry Potter. OH MYO GOSH. That means he can't do the other movies. What is the world coming to? He doesn't even get to go to the London Premire. This is sad news. I am at work. Hannah got a 1370 on her SAT She beat me by 60. that's good, but Professor Dumbledore overshadows all that. I am sad. Rest in Peace. EWW there are fruit flies all over, because of this damn pumpkin. I am about to throw it away. I hate bugs. Okay I am going to sulk in peace.
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AWWW!!! Andy Bader is the man. All of his quizzes he takes go right into mine. Good day today. I have work. Maya is coming back, so we can play Mario. Met another guy from Chicago. FUN TIMES!
it's 5:40 in the morning, and I am talking to Zakk. He's a really cool guy (from talking to him, and his very entertaining blog) from Chicago (where I'll be going come January). I should be getting to sleep, but who needs sleep? Yes, reading Zakk's blog has made me come to the conclusion that I have no life (well it's not like I had one to begin with). I mean wowsers. I can't wait to movie to Chicago. That's it for right now. I need to sleep. I worked 12 hours today, and I have to work tomorrow night. Not kosher. 21 days till Harry Potter comes out! OH YEAH! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU! I GOT MY JERSEYS TODAY!! MICHAEL OWEN AND DAVID BECKHAM!!! FUN TIMES! THAT MADE MY DAY!!!!
 GET IT!! AND WHAT!!
This entry is solely dedicated to Matt Hirsch. He is the man. I misspelled Bored in my last entry. I misspelled alot of other things, but I never correct them. I just thought "mored' was hilarious. Hahah Fun times. I am so dead at work, it's not even funny. I am working a double today, because Greg had some work to do. that's okay though, b/c I will be making money. I am HONGRY as all getout. Well. Okay this entry wasn't solely for Matt, but at least he is in my blog. Fun times for all.
Okay. I am at work, and mored. I can't talk to Erica, b/c she actually has to do work today. That's sad. So, I am trying to come up with some essay thoughts. This is what I am thinkning so far:
#1. (see yesterday for topic): moments: The first time I saw Willy Wonka, this first time I saw Jurassic Park? What? I mean what do they want? The first time I was in a play? OHHH! I can use that! The first time I had a lead in a play, and it was the opening performance, and I FORGOT MY LINES! OH YES! that will work. But how many people are going to say something like that? I bet a bunch. Maybe I won't do that. It was quite huimerous though. I don't know. Let me move on to the next one.
#2. SEVEN WONDERS OF MY PERSONAL WORLD?!?!? That is more bullsish than the first one! What would I say? hot soccer guys? no let me stop.. seven wonders? I mean that's really far fetched. Do they want seven things I consider wonderful? do they want things in my life, or like The effiel tower? WTF?! Maybe I'll write about seven awesome movies, and then I could say how they pertain to me? That's not a bad thing. Hmm.. seven books? A combination of the two? Well let's see... m-w defines a wonder as:1 a : a cause of astonishment or admiration : MARVEL b : MIRACLE
2 : the quality of exciting amazed admiration
3 a : rapt attention or astonishment at something awesomely mysterious or new to one's experience b : a feeling of doubt or uncertainty . Hmm. I like the second and last ones.. I don't know
I have only like two weeks to write these derned essays. I don't appreciate that
OH MY! I just found out that Rebekah VandenEnde died yesterday. Tha is extremely sad times. We are talking about the sweetest girl ever. That makes my heart hurt, it makes my heart hurt alot. Wow. I don't know what to say. I am speechless. okay this blog is done.
Wow. Pretty good day today. Watched Manhunter, the original movie based on Red Dragon (the book). I found out that I don't like it as much as I thought. Like I used to have deep respect for that movie, and then I realized how much it DOESN'T partain to the book. The movie Red Dragon actually has more correlation than Manhunter. I also watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. I love that movie so much. It's hilarious. I didn't really realize the humor in it. It's so dark, when you think about it, yet it's so fresh, and lighthearted. Fun times. I have deep respect for that movie (I have said deep respect twice). I also watched Rounders, you know with Matt Damon, and Edward Norton (he is my ICON. I love him like none other. Amen.) That movie is awesome, and I love John Malkovich. He can act. You don't even understand. Whoo Wee!
I also called Columbia today, and began to get things squared away to go there. My mom has already planned a trip to Chigaco (we're going Thanksgiving) and we are going to have fun times. I am excited. I am writing the email tomorrow to Fullsail to get my deposit back (that's what the girl said to do, is email her, not call her) and that will be done.
MY REATARTED ESSAY QUESTIONS:
1. Many creative people can recall a moment or experience that has inspired them to pursue a unique vision or artistic carreer. Tell ua about your first experience in your intended area of study at Columbia and how that experience relates to or drives your future goals.
2. We all know that there are seven wonders of the ancient world. For now, forget about them, and tell us about the seven wonders of your personal world.
Okay, they aren't that bad, but I don't want to think about them right now. I will start writing tomorrow. and I'll keep you posted on what I am writing on. give me some hints! christoplg@hotmail.com! Fun times!
Well now, I am going to watch Pulp Fiction. Yaay for movies. I gotta work tomorrow! ohhh fun times! Or not. I GET Y TU MAMA AND SPIDER MAN (a week before it comes out) TOMORROW!!! I am excited. Well I'll write laters!
current mood: good
song: I want it now (from Willy Wonka)
Jenny is awesome (how's that for ya?) you didn't give anything to say, so that's it MUAHAHAH! Love ya!
I know this is so ghetto and Homosexual, but I can't help it.. this song has been in my head all day. Break it down Denise!
My baby, he don’t talk sweet
He ain’t got much to say
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
I know that he loves me anyway
And maybe he don’t dress fine
But I don’t really mind
‘Cause every time he pulls me near
I just want to cheer
Let’s hear it for the boy
Let’s give the boy a hand
Let’s hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Maybe he’s no Romeo
But he’s my loving one man show
Let’s hear it for the boy
My baby may not be rich
He’s watching every dime
But he loves me, loves me, loves me
We always have a real good time
And maybe he sings off key
But that’s all right by me
‘Cause what he does, he does so well
It makes me want to yell
Let’s hear it for the boy
Let’s give the boy a hand
Let’s hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Maybe he’s no Romeo
But he’s my loving one man show
Let’s hear it for the boy
‘Cause every time he pulls me near
I just want to cheer
Let’s hear it for the boy
Let’s give the boy a hand
Let’s hear it for my baby
You know you gotta understand
Maybe he’s no Romeo
But he’s my loving one man show
Let’s hear it for the boy
Let’s hear it for my man
Let’s hear it for my baby
I don' t know what to do. I am in a frenzy, so you will have to excuse the typos if I make some (I tend to do that). WELL I can't talk to anyone, b/c no one is online to talk to that I want to share this information with. I wish someone was online! Blogging will work for now. OKAY here goes. So Florida, yes, I am going to college there, but it's not really college, it's like a technical school. A really awesome one, but still a tech school. I just found out that Emerson, the school I want to go to, but didn't have a strong enough portfolio to get in doens't accept credits from Fullsail, so that mean I'd be going to Fullsail in vain. BOO that is not good. Not that it would be a total waste, but it would still be a waste. Okay, here's the dilema. so there is this really good arts school in Chicago, and they will accept me (they accept 99% of applicants) and that would be awesome and I would be in Chicago, and be going to a regular school, and Emerson accepts transfers, and it's half as expensive as Fullsail. It's only 15,000, while Fullsail is 31,000, and I still can get my deposit back from Fullsail, which is even better. See, that seems like a no-brainer to me, but now I have to think about what I have told everyone. I mean I told them I was going to FLorida, and blah blah, and I would look like a wishy-washy person, b/c I never totally decided on where I wanted to go to school, b/c there are so many choices, but when I didn't get into Emerson or American (well I did get into American, but that was after I decided to go to Florida and I told them I wasn't coming) I decided to go to Fullsail. Here's another thing. I need a real education. I man for real. I am not the tech school type, not saying that's a bad thing, but it's not for me. My grades were better than that... I have been looking at this college in Chicago for a while like all through sr. year, and started the online application, but I never finished. I got an email from them and stuff saying how I could finish, and I got re-interested. I mean I am weighing my options. I want to go to Fullsail, but I don't want to put myself a whole year behind in college, or end up not going to college at all to try to pay off the Fullsail loan. I mean let's face it, I could get a good job after Fullsail, but after that job, what next? I can't be a director with just a damn associates degree. Yeah, I need someone to talk to about this, and I am afraid of what my mom is going to say. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY MIND IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!!!!! I AM GETTING A HEADACHE!! I think I am going to sleep on it, and talk to people in the morning. Good idea. GOOD night. pray for me.
Oh my! I feel so good now! Look at this! MEGAN REPLIED! This is what she wrote:
Christopher Guest!!!
I can't believe it! I had a picture of us on my wall until I left for college
(California Lutheran University, majoring in Engineering Management). I miss
you so much! Where are you? Who are you now? Tell me everything! It would
probably be a whole lot easier if we just talk on the phone, though, so why
don't you either call me or send me your phone number so I can call you because
I have free long distance. My dorm phone number is (805)241-2638 and my cell
phone number is (816)665-6689. I can't wait to hear from you!!!!!!!!!!!! Get
back to me ASAP!
Talk to you soon, Mo
OH MY WORD! I flipped out of my seat. I am speechless now, so I will stop writing. Love ya!
HOLLA! I just got back from the Fair, and it was FUN TIMES multiplied by like 5000000000 to the 12 power! Sheet. We did not play. Espcially with the eatin'! Haha. I spent almost $100 on the four of us, but that's okay, b/c it's only money, and I had so much fun. I would do it again in a heartbeat. Man it was fun. Espically that petting zoo. That was the least-respectful part of the night. I was not going to touth those sheep! THey looked like they wanted to eat my hands off, but Maya and Jenny were steady petting those mothersuckers. AND THE RABBITS!!!! AWWWWW SHEEET!!!! I HATE RABBITS. They are not cute in any way. Then the PIGS those are some funny animals. There was one pig who was just oinkin' away in his sleep, and that cracked me up for some reason. Some more funny parts of tonight: THE CHOCOLATE COVERED BANANA (or wasit a DICK Maya) BUUUURRRP! HAHAH I am laughing just thinking about it. THE ultimate highlight og them all: Bridgette is the only one that doesn't think this is funny, that's b/c it involves her! The horendeously short and ugly basketball rund up to the Big B (Bridgette) and is like "I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ALL NIGHT!!! PLAY SOME BALL!!!" Maya, Jenny, and I were rolling on the ground. Fun times for all.
New paragraph: I am going to ECU for Haloween (I hope)
New paragraph: (why am I typing new paragraph?): Yes, so you know how I was going a little cratchie-tang with emailing my teachers? I decided to do it for ex-classmates too. I have only done one so far, b/c I am too embarrassed to do more. I want Megan to reply, then I will continue. There are other reasons why I don't want to email some of the others, but those will remain silent for now (it's b/c they are really hot, and I don't want them to not remember me, or think I am the biggest loser for trying to get incontact with my 7th grade best freinds.) Fun times. Well, I am leaving now. OH YES! I ORDERED Y TU MAMA TAMBIEN!!!!!! I LOVE THAT MOVIE!!! OH YES OH YES!!!
Hey! Yeah, I am having a good day today, although I got like NO sleep last night. Guess what I was doing? You will never guess. I was up until about 4:30 in the morning emailing my old teachers! Well I only got around to four, because it took so long to write each of them. I wrote. Ms Sample (my third grade teacher), Ms Abramovitz (my second grade teacher) Mrs Giacomo and Early (my SAGE teachers in 4th and 5th grade) and Mrs Domsch (my SAGE teacher in 6th and 7th grade). It was so exciting just to do that. Let me copy/paste the letter I wrote to Mrs Domsch:
Ms Domsch:
First off, you are probally wondering why I am emailing you. Well, here's why, and this is the real reason. I was chatting with my friend Jennifer online, and she was looking at soccer players form various colleges, (we both have an obsession with soccer, me it's English soccer though, I don't care for American) and wondered if a long-lost friend of ours Austin, who played soccer when we were in high school (yes I graduated), played for his school in Texas, TCU. He wasn't on the roster, but I guy from North Kansas City high school (the school I would have gone to if I hadn't have moved to North Carolina) played on the team. I instantly made the connection to the nkc school disrtict, and went to Google to search for nkc schools. I found a link, which took me to a staff directory, and began to see teachers I had when I attended school there. I immediatley began to write those teachers emails, giving details on my life after completion of their classes. I am ending with you, Mrs Domsch, well for tonight at least, I figured I would get all the teachers I really liked out of they way while it was fresh on my mind. This is my fourth email, and it's almost 3 in the morning. It's making me really excited to contact all of you. Wow. I am still have a beaming smile on my face that has been here since about 12:30. Well, let's get to the fun stuff. Before I get to what's been going on over the last 5 or 6 years, let me see what I remember from your class. Of course I remember going to Michigan for the CmPS competition, I still have plenty of souviners from it: the cheesehead, dolls, pencil sharpners, etc. I remember the Compaq computer you got from writing the many grants that you wrote, Playing the online boxing game where one could beat up celebrities (you may not know we played that) I remember my Future Problem Solving Teams. Science Olympiads, Having the school-wide mock-election and I was Al Gore. Selling doughnuts on Fridays. OH yes, the Abortion Debate! (that was the reason I joined the Debate team in HS, because I never wanted to lose another debate). There is so much I learned from having you as an instructor. My mind was streched, bended, and molded in various directions, and much of my success can, in a way be attrubuted to you. I want to say thank you. Okay, now for the good part. After 7th grade, I moved to the beautiful state of North Carolina (lots of excellent colleges here, but I chose not to go to any of them). Well, North Carolina (I think about #43 in teachers pay, which is not good) is no Missouri. The schools in which I was enrolled had no SAGE but had acclerated programs. I was bored in eghth grade, and the first year in high school. Sophomore year, I joined more clubs, making 5 total, (Conflict Mediation, NHS, Key Club, Debate, Chorus, and Drama), and still kept above a 4.0 GPA. Junior year was when it all came tumblind down. I was in 4 AP and 2 Advanced classes, 14 clubs, and did various things outside of school. I was the chairperson for my youth group, on the Cary Youth Leadership team, volunteer work, and a paying job at GAP, and a local teen talk show. My GPA slipped to about a 3.0ish, and I was just about burnt out. My parents split up (somehow that was easy for me) and I didn't know what to do. I just kept busy. Senior year I eased up on classes, and club activities, and raised my GPA to where it was a 3.8ish when I graduated. I was 92 in a class of about 600, and I was set on college. I am going to the University of Central Florida (I am transfering out after the first year to Emerson in Boston where I will study filmmaking), beacuse I didn't want to go to college in state, and they have one of the best film programs in the country, besides California, and I didn't want to go to Calif. beacuse everyone goes there and I like to be different. I only applied to 2 schools, because I only wanted to apply where I knew I wanted to go. If I got into American University (in Washington DC) I would have studied International Relations, but I got on the wait list. My Junior AP English teacher encouraged me to apply to film school, because he knew film was my dream. I applied, and got in. How exciting. I hope I have not bored you with my little story, but I just thought you would like to know. I want to talk with you, so I hope I get a reply! I have attached a fairly recent picture of myself so you can see how I look, or print it out and show your class :) I am going to bed now, it is about 3:30AM, and I have to get up in the morning to go to work. I am a concierge an an independent movie theater.. I sign people up for memberships, make reservations for patrons at local resturants, get theater tickets, etc., in case you wanted to know (how many times have I used that phrase?)
Well goodnight!
Christopher Guest
P.S. Do you ever hear from any other SAGEers from my class or the class ahead of me? Just wondering..
Isn't that exciting!?!?! I had so much fun! OH AND GUESS WHAT!?!?! I got a reply from Mrs Sample today!!!! Let me show you what she wrote:
Hi Christopher!
You can't imagine how thrilled I was to hear from you! I remember you very well, and I am so happy to know what you have been doing since your days at Davidson.
Movies, huh? Maybe you'll have some character roles for Mrs. Abramovitz and me in one of your films. I'm planning on retiring in the next 5 years or so. Maybe you hold the key to my second career! HA!
I am still teaching 3rd grade at Davidson, and I'm having one of those crazy, busy days today. So, although I don't have time to write much now, I will be in touch soon when I have more time. I just wanted to let you know that I did get your email...you made my day...and I will be in touch very soon.
Thanks for "finding" me!
Lynn Sample
PS: I enjoyed the photo, too! You still have the same great smile! :o)
AWWWWWWWWWWWW SHE REMEMBERED ME! I have been so happy all day. I have this sonstant smile on my face.. FUN TIMES! I bought another David Sedaris book today. He's my new favorite author I love him. He's hilarious, and he still keeps it real. I am hooked. Fun times! Talk later!
Emotional: SO EXCITED!
Physical: NOT TIRED AT ALL!
look forward to: Shopping and the fair
movies: SPIRITED AWAY (that movie kicks some serious assphalt)
BOOK/AUTHOR: DAVID SEDARIS!!!!!!!!!! HE IS THE F-ING MAN!!!! HTFY!!
Music: J. Timberlake HOLLA that song makes me whall out!
Hello All.. Man i haven't written in forever, and I am kind on not in the mood to write. I don't know what to say. Fun times. Man. I have been clubbing twice since my last blog. I AM GOING TO THE FAIR THIS WEEKEND! Holla! I am about to eat some Ramens. I'll Write more later.
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