Hey hey. I pray I can get this entry finished before this computer logs me off. I am not respecting St. Louis. Oh Golly gee, it's too much to say. Let's just say, this is the "most interesting" Thanksgiving ever. Not to mention the ghettoness of it all. I saw Josh Groban, so that makes everything tons better. I am so glad. TOMORROW I GO TO CHICAGO (the highlight of the trip for so many reasons). Now I am kind of watching "eight legged freaks" and trying to type this bloggeroo.. Well, at least I get to wite a blog on thanksgiving *but then again, if we were in NC it's no longer Thanksgiving. In Central Time it's 11:54.* OKay, well I'll post when I get back! HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

Yoyoyoyoyo.. I am at Madstone. this is probally going to be the last update before going to Chicago. Hopefully I can meet Jake. long sotry for those of you who don't know who that is. Okay see ya. Fun times.

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Snoopy is okay. My Favorite is Schroder or Linus, but they don't fit my personality types. I also like Peppermint Patty. I love Charlie Brown! I am posting the quiz, because I may not post before I get back from Chicago, and Thanksgiving Charlie Brown is my show! HOLLER!

Yaay I got Blogger to work on my HOME COMPUTER! I am so excited. Raviloi is for dinner tonight. I made a list of eveything I can cook today. Here it is. It doesn't have EVERYTHING on it, but still..

Chicken:
Fried
W/rice and CoM soup
Baked
W/Spanish Rice
BBQ
Liver, Hearts and Gizzards
Rice
Ramens
Eggs
Sunny side up
Over Easy
Scrambled
Cooked all the way
Omelets
Boiled
Deviled
Bacon
Pancakes (well kinda)
Macaroni
Spaghetti
Pasta Pourovers
Enchiladas
Green Bean Casserole
Sausage
Hot Dogs
Hamburgers
Ravioli
Mashed Potatoes
Scalloped Potatoes (out of the box)
Fettuccini Alfredo
Fried Zucchini
Uncle Ben’s
Minute Rice
Toast (and the french way)

Poptarts
SALAD (all kinds)
Sautéed Portobello Mushrooms and Onions
Stir Fry out of the package
Seafood
Bake Fish
Fry Fish
Boil Scrimps (spicy way)
Jambalaya
Hoagies
Cabbage
GRILLED CHEESE! HOLLER
Burritos
Fajitas
Pizza
Billy Elliott
Spinach Dip
Bean Dip
Cornbread
Stuffing
Hash Browns
Tator Tots
Smothered steak
Baked Potatoes
Pork Chops
Couscous
Oatmeal



DESSERTS

Pies:
Sweet Potato
Pumpkin
Apple
Peach

Cookies
ALL KINDS

Cakes (from Scratch)
Brownies (From Scratch)
DIRT
Pumkin Bread Roll
Popcorn Balls


COOL HUH!?! Wel I am going to go eat
peacies!

Today is poo poo day. Dump, Crap, Feces, Caca, Booboo, Bricks, Dookie, Dung, Guano, or just plain old SHIT. Haha let me tell you.. this is some ghettoness. Maya and I be always having some poopy conversations, and that is nasty. Hahaha. let me tell you about my dream. I don't respect myself. Well before I tell you about my dream, I have to tell you that my mom is sick and she was gagging all night. Okay, so onto my dream. I had a dream that someone had taken a dump in the toiliet, and didn't flush. THEN, my mom went in there and threw up ON TOP of the doo doo. Then I went in there, because I had to brush my teeth. The door was closed, I should have taken the hint, that it was stankified in there, but I didn't. I went in there and about threw up myself. I was so grossed out. So I went to flush the toilet, and IT OVERFLOWED!! Not like a little, but the shit was all up in my face! I didn't respect. I was like Caca! I turned on the shower, and some RUNS came out, instead of water! EWWW!!! It was so nasty, but it's funny. Hahaha. I am laughing just typing my dream. Damn, I wonder what I ate that made me dream about dookie. I don't respect. Damn, I have to go take a dump. I better go before I get some bacon strips all up in my underwear. Wait, I don't wear underwear, so I better go before I soil my pants. HAHAHAHAHAH. I am so funny

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wowsers. today has been an excellent day, save the last about hour and a half. Yeah, so I'm at work all day (I started on my scarf which kicks ass) and I take a break, to go across the skreet to the mall. Here's where the not fun times start. I got my mom the book she wanted, and I started to make my food errands. i went to Chick Fil A, Osaki Japenese, Burger King, Gloria Jeans, and Mainstreet Market. I am making EXCELLENT time. Yeah, so I am exciting the mall, and mr loser buddy runs into me, and makes me spill EVERYTHING. There was food ALL over Hudson Belk. Not fun times. I was then sad, because I had to go RE-get EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!1 I had to run those errands again. He gave me money though, and I made 6 buckeroos. so I guess it was okay. There was no food spilled on me. well, let me find a quiz, and I will eat. peace.

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Holler. You know Willy Wonka is my movie for reals.

I make Madstone turn. For reallys. I am without me, this theater would fall to peices. Yeah, so I signed myself to work 5 more hours.. why, I don't know. Well yes I do, because I like Steve and Becky and Jeff, and I like to make their lives eaiser. well, that and the fact that they can never say I didn't do anything for them MUAHAHAH. Christy Meyer is my girl at Madstone. Just kidding. I don't respect Jenny, even though she has had a hard week. I am sorry about her dog, that is sad times for all. She had to put it to sleep. The reason I don't respect her is she like a convict. Haha. She says I should respect her because she got asked to go to a formal with a (supposedly) hot boy from UK (University of Kentucky), and it's the best friend of a guy I (hate) but I don't HATE anyone. just Ryan, but I don't well actually hate him because I don't know him. She likes a boy that got arrested. I think that's funny. It's funny to see how much Jeff likes Hannah, and she likes him back. I laugh at that. Let's see. I am booking a hotel for Chicago tonight, or tomorrow. FUN TIMES FOR ALL! Man, I have to finish sending that scholarship stuff in. yeah, so let's see. I GOT SOME HOTNESSSS!!!!!!!!! (like times 50000) clothes last night. Oh my they make me excited. I am going to go back and get more. Yaay fun times. Holler front for some clothes. OH YES> SHEET THIS MAKES ME F-ING MAD TIMES 7000000. Yeah, so we are going to Renee's parents house for Thanksgiving, right? Too bad her mom was like "I'm not cooking" I was like "excuse me"? sheet. I don't play with that. I think that is truly and utterly ghetto ghet. Wowsers, I so don't respect. aw lawd. So, my mom was like, look, we are going to go out (someplace nice in STL) and she is going to cook when we get back. Holler. I chomp up some mommy cooking. HHAHAHA Blue Streak. CHOMP IT UP! Golyl, I hate that movie, but that chomp it up part was funny. OH YEAH!!!!!!! Blues Clue's has been off the chain recently. Holler Front for some Blue's Clues. I respect that show. and Josh Groban rocks my life. It's finally time to take a quiz, and oh yes, I start my scarf. Holler. Peace

So too bad my computer like doesn't wotk at all. Mucho to say, but I have like 5 minutes, so I won't get that much said. I am wrapping baked goods before I leave work to go shopping with mein fati (my dad) tonight. Fun times. Man, I haven't talked to ANYONE online, and I am like having AIM withdrawl. No exciting stoires to tell, ecxept that Erica thinks I boughe Hannah some flowers. hahaha.. that is too funny. We all know Jeff bought those flowers. Yes, Hannah is my girl and all, but damn, I am not buying flowers for anyone like that, unless they are my sister or mom. sheet. I don't like people like that. hahah that was funny. Yeah, there was something REALLY funny I wanted to post, but i can't remember what it is, and my typing sucks now, and I can't do a quiz, b/c I don't have time. Write laters. See ya leter.

I missed a day again! too bad the computer at home has a virus. That is major stinko. Yeah, so yeasterday, I LEARNED HOW TO KNIT! I am making a scarf starting tonihgt, I jushad to priactice. Fun times for me. I am excited. YAAY FUN TIMES! Man, today at work has been pretty relaxing. Fun times too. I can't wait to go home and watch Gilmore Girls. Man, I am sorry for all who I haven't talktoed to online. Just have to wait till computer gets fixed. So send me an EMAIL. Oh yeah, Alanna is my girl. We had some fun times yesterday, and she taught me to knit, so she is awesomes times like 500. I have to send in my Columbia stuff this week. Okay peace all.

My shoes are muddy. Let me tell you why. Well, first of all, it's raining. I get to work, and everyone is hungry. Since I get paid for doing nothing, I am the only one who can go run errands and get people food. No one wanted to order pizza, so this time, my missions was to go to the mall, right across the street. I wanted to go to the mall, because that gave me an opportunity to get the Josh Groban CD (MUCHO FUN TIMES). Yeah, so I get everyone's food, and Erica, wants food from McDonalds, which is across the other street, and down the hill (oh yes, I am walking, b/c it's a waste of gas to drive, and I love to walk) So I order Erica's food, and walk up the hill, which is super muddy, because of the rain, hecne getting my shoes wet. I want to be Billy Elliott. I needed to say that. Okay, time to find a quiz.

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I'm How British Are You?!

I know the differences between Brits and Americans, and I'm just so glad to tell you all about them. I won't say too much, though, or I'll exceed my daily bandwidth limit. Again.

Click here to find out which test you are!

I am 75% British, just like
Michael Caine
Though you know your way around London you are most likely to retire to the West Coast of the USA.

Take the Brit Quiz at
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I belong in Harry Potter. Holler. I am moving there one day. Pat Conroy is here, Fun times. So is the OWNER of Madstone Theaters, Chip Seelig. Yeah, he's a super richo guy.

FUN TIMES FOR HARRY POTTER! I was HIGHLY dissapointed with the previews (not the HP ones, but those connected with the movie.) They sucked major assets. Man, I was so mad about those previews, it put me in a bad mood, and you know previews can make or break a movie. Good thing the movie was good. Sheet. I was impressed with the actual feature. Golly Gee. I didn't like the first part, because I thought they cut out too much, but as the movie progressed, it got mucho better. Fun times for Harry. It was worth the wait. Okay, enough about Harry. Let's talk about Oliver Wood. haha let me stop.

hsawaknowrm: harry potter rocks my life
LeBlueDot: harry potter rocks my crotch
hsawaknowrm: no Oliver Wood ricks my crotch
hsawaknowrm: *rocks
LeBlueDot: and olivers crotch rocks your wood
hsawaknowrm: hell yes he doe
hsawaknowrm: *does
LeBlueDot: haha
hsawaknowrm: and Tom Riddle i'd like to nibble

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I AM HARRY POTTER!!! HOLLER!!! I GOT IT ON MY FIRST TRY! I RULE!! I AM SO EXCITED!!!!


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That's right! You know I am a GRYFFINDOR! It's only right! I should be in this movie. I AM SO EXCITED!


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That's right. I read the books too! HOLLER!


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Ya'll this quiz was HARD!!! Shee shee. Wowsers. I am so proud of myself!



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I don't have to say anything more.



I hate computers. I just thought I would like to say that. Yesterday, NO computers that i had access to worked. That made me mad, because I couldn't post, and that ruined my streak! DAMN! that makes me mad. anyways, TODAY IS HARRY POTTER DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am beyond excited! OH MY STARS! I have read the book 4 times, and I am going on five right as I type. I finished my Columbia essay. That is fun times too. I am going crazy. You don't even know. I am glad I decided to make yesterday "get some from D-Chi boy" instead of "take your prostitute to work day", b/c I didn't post, and Jenny is not that important. Let me stop. I love that girl. Anyways, Let me get back to some Harry.

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I don't believe that last one. But hey. I am a kick ass dancer. I had some fun times with Emily today. Today is "Thank Your Cootchie Day", thanks to Maya. Girls, I hope you are being nice to your pussies! Yaay for the pap! Hail the cunt! Okay, that's going too far. I need to stop. I don't respect myself. Dawson's comes on tonight! OH yeah, did you know that Dave Holmes is gay? check out OUT magazine. Yuppers. Anyways. I have to go prepare for Dawson's, that comes on in 2 hours. Peace out!

christoplg: I know, but I am not going to count my chickies
BrownEyedGirl183: before they hatchie
BrownEyedGirl183: hahah
christoplg: you know
BrownEyedGirl183: there was this guy with the CUTEST PUSSY
BrownEyedGirl183: CAT
christoplg: ewwww
BrownEyedGirl183: hahhahahahaha
BrownEyedGirl183: let me stop
christoplg: you nasty
BrownEyedGirl183: but for real
christoplg: dirty
BrownEyedGirl183: it was cute as hell
christoplg: hahah
christoplg: hahaaha I am still thinking about a guy with a pussy
christoplg: b/c we all know pussy's aren't cute
BrownEyedGirl183: hahahahah
BrownEyedGirl183: shit my pussy is cute as hell
BrownEyedGirl183: all the guys want to pet it
BrownEyedGirl183: hahahahahahahahahahaha

Hey. Just informing all my blog readers that I have a new AIM screen name. It's hsawaknowrm. (if you want to know what that means, read it backwards) It is mrwonkawash. some stupid idiot took the name hsawakonw, so I had to add mr. I love Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory! Fun times for all. I've got a golden ticket!

Who can take a sunrise
Sprinkle it with dew
Cover it in chocolate and a miracle or two
The Candy Man
The Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Who can take a rainbow
Wrap it in a sigh
Soak it in the sun and make a strawberry lemon pie

The Candy Man?

The Candy Man
The Candy Man can
The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good

Willy Wonka makes
Everything he bakes
Satisfying and delicious
Talk about your childhood wishes
You can even eat the dishes

Who can take tomorrow
Dip it in a dream
Separate the sorrow and collect up all the cream
The Candy Man

Willy Wonka can

The Candy Man can

The Candy Man can 'cause he mixes it with love
And makes the world taste good
And the world tastes good
'Cause the Candy Man thinks it should...

Strawberry: 30/100 Pear: 20/100 Banana: 30/100 Tomato: 25/100 Lemon: 0/100

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Fun times for strawberries.

If I ruled the world (which someday I will) I would make today "Thank Your Penis Day". Why? One might ask, well, let me tell you. Today, I slept through my alarm. Ususally, that's okay, because all the clocks in my dad's house are about 20 minutes fast. I don't know why, but they are. Yeah, so I woke up today at 11:30 (my dad's time). So the first thing I think is, yaay, I have twenty minutes to get ready for work by 11:35. I was unusually horny (well unusual for the past two weeks, my sex drive has been a little low). Yeah, so I think to myself, If I do a quick session, then that's plenty of time to take a shower, etc. I wasn't erect, just horny, and in the mood for release. So I begin to try to stimulate my half-flaccid penis. After about five minutes, I stop, b/c my schlong isn't getting harder. I fugure I'll just go however long my penis wants to without masturbation. I look at my watch and it was 11:30. WHAT THE FREAKING POO POO! My dad's clocks were on time all along! I was cursing at the top of my lungs, and noticed I grabbed the wrong black shirt today. Golly, this was a great day. I am glad my penis knew what time it was, and decided not to respond to my plea for rubbing one out. Yaay for penises! I was late for work, but not too late, and all was swell. I am here now, smiling, because I love my penis. THANK YOU MR PECKER!

the end.

HAHAHAH in my last entry I said ten miles a GAY, not DAY! ahahaha that makes me laugh.

I need to lose weight. Okay, I don't need to LOSE it, I need to gain muscle. Here's the thing: I can't. I try and try. Christopher's body is anti-six pack. I just can't do it. I am going to run like 10 miles a gay. HAHAH yeah right. Me running ten miles. No really though, I am going to start trying to get really muscular. Haha. I just can't see that, but I am going to try. Yaay for me. I have already gained 2 pounds since summer (that is bad) I weigh 128 now. It's time to lose that fat. Okay, maybe it's not fat, but I like to look good in a Small instead of looking like a stick in a Medium. Mediums are too big. Oh here's one good thing. I think I am getting taller. I used to wear a 28x30 pants (well a 30x30 b/c alot of places don't carry a 28 or 29) but now they are becoming a tad short! Yaay! I can move up to a 30x32! That makes me happy. Fun times for me. I get to go buy new pants! Okay. Enough boring you with my appearance. Peace out.

	You are Gonzo! You're a bit loopy, and many people have trouble figuring out exactly what you're supposed to be. You take pride in your eccentricity and originality.
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'nuf said. Gonzo and I go back

OKay this is going to look incredibly stupid, because I don't even know this guy, his blog was a link in Andy's blog, and I love to read other people's blogs (problems, I know) Well, I know how much my dad loves It's A Wonderful Life, and man, this was so funny.. I guess you have to be me, but this was hilarious. I had to laugh out loud.

Tony Shalhoub: Dude I'm going to rewrite It's A Wonderful Life with a marijuana theme
Tony Shalhoub: RIGHT THIS MINUTE
free mr odb: hahaha
free mr odb: write it in this IM window
Tony Shalhoub: Ahaha
Tony Shalhoub: Gladly
Tony Shalhoub: AHEM
Tony Shalhoub: Chapter One
free mr odb: hahahah
Tony Shalhoub: "Weed 'n Shit"
free mr odb: ahhahahhahahahaha
Tony Shalhoub: Old George Bailey was broke!!!
Tony Shalhoub: He was broke because he needed to be high!!
Tony Shalhoub: See, he worked for the PoPo, the evilest evil fucks in town
free mr odb: hahaha
Tony Shalhoub: And they wouldn't let him smoke a joint, because they were evil and greedy and shit
Tony Shalhoub: So George Bailey
Tony Shalhoub: Hereafter known as PotMan2K
Tony Shalhoub: Decided he was going to kill himself
Tony Shalhoub: So he drove down to the bridge and got over the rail and said
free mr odb: hahahah
Tony Shalhoub: I'M GONA DO IT DAMMIT!!
Tony Shalhoub: IM GONNA KILL MYSELF!!!!
Tony Shalhoub: And suddenly Snoop Dogg appeared
Tony Shalhoub: And said "Whassup, NEPHEW"
free mr odb: haahhaah
Tony Shalhoub: "I hear you bout to done off yo'self, li'l NIGGUH"
Tony Shalhoub: "What the FUCK is up with that, son?"
free mr odb: hes a beautiful angel, beautiful angel
Tony Shalhoub: PotMan2K was so scared and said "I'm going to kill myself"
Tony Shalhoub: Snoop Dogg the Angel said "Nigga WHAT"
Tony Shalhoub: "NIgga gonna DO WHAT"
Tony Shalhoub: "Nigga PLEASE I'm an angel who needs to get his GAT damn wings"
Tony Shalhoub: "Nigga PEEP THIS SHIT."
free mr odb: hahhahahaha
Tony Shalhoub: And suddenly Potman2K saw the world...
Tony Shalhoub: ...had he never been born
free mr odb: hahahahaha
Tony Shalhoub: It was...it was a world without weed
Tony Shalhoub: PotMan2k wept and wept and said PLEASE SPIRIT
Tony Shalhoub: TELL ME IT CAN BE CHANGED
Tony Shalhoub: TELL ME
free mr odb: ahhaahahahahaha
free mr odb: true
Tony Shalhoub: Snoop Dogg said Nigga PEACE
Tony Shalhoub: And left
Tony Shalhoub: And suddenly old Potman2k was alive and well again in good ol' Bedford Falls!
Tony Shalhoub: As he ran through the streets screaming merry Christmas, he arrived home to find he won the High Times Potluck
Tony Shalhoub: A YEAR'S supply of marijuana
Tony Shalhoub: And it was the merriest Christmas ever
Tony Shalhoub: Amen

I have to say that I am becoming more and more "the {super} man" every minute. I am slowly figuring out html stuff all by myself. MUAHAHAH.. I will rule the earth someday! Don't you like my song being all nice and centered? well I do.

This is the song!

Three is a magic number.
Yes it is, it's a magic number.
Somewhere in the ancient, mystic trinity
You get three as a magic number.
The past and the present and the future,
Faith and hope and charity,
The heart and the brain and the body
Give you three.
That's a magic number.

It takes three legs to make a tri-pod or to make a table stand.
It takes three wheels to make a ve-hicle called a tricycle.
Every triangle has three corners,
Every triangle has three sides,
No more, no less.
You don't have to guess.
When it's three you can see it's a magic number.

A man and a woman had a little baby.
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.

3, 6, 9... 12, 15, 18... 21, 24, 27... 30.
3, 6, 9... 12, 15, 18... 21, 24, 27... 30.

{Multiply backwards from three times ten.}

Three time ten is... 30
Three times nine is... 27
Three times eight is... 24
Three times seven is...21
Three times six is 18, three times five is 15
Three times four is twelve
And three times three is nine and three times two is six.
And three times one is three of course.

{Now take the pattern once more.}
{Three!}
3, 6, 9.
{Twelve.}
12, 15, 18.
{Twenty-one.}
21, 24, 27... 30.

{Now multiply from 10 backwards.}

Three times ten is. 30
Three times nine is 27
Three times eight is.24
Three times seven is. 21
Three times six is 18, three times five is 15,
Three times four is twelve
And three times three is nine and three times two is six.
And three times one... {What is it?}
{Three!}
{Yeah} That's a magic number.

A man and a woman had a little baby.
Yes, they did.
They had three in the family.
That's a magic number.

Hello. I would like to say Bowling for Columbine was a preatty good movie. I learned a lot, but I thought it was fairly one-sided, and I didn't like some of the things that were said, not like I took offense to them, it's just I think he (Michael Moore) did not look at all sides of certain situations. It really made me re-think issues, and not want to live in the US (well I have always wanted to move out). Not that the good ole' US of A is bad, but golly. I don't even know what to say about the movie. I mean it wasn't excellent, but it wasn't bad at all. Very informative. I didn't find much comedy in it as others did, because I wonder how we have so many dumb, ignotant people in the world. It's outrageous. Yeah, so now I am waiting online. For what, I don't know, but I am just waiting. okay. I'll see chu later.

See what Rugrat you are.


I love Chucky, but I'm not a scaredy cat. I found an AWESOME quiz site. Better than Quizilla. Borong day. I think I am going to see Bowling for Columbine today. I'll add more laters. see ya.

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Meow, meow. I am going to take a shower. Then I am going to call Maya, and hopefully we'l do something before I go to work at 5. The new Harry Potter movie comes out in 6 days. That's exciting. Fun times for all. I want to see Bowling for Columbine. Okay. I am outie.

Emotional State: Elated, Happy, just in a good mood
Physical State: Wound UP, ready to go out.
What I look forward to: GOING TO CHICAGO
What I wish for: too many things/people
Thing to be thankful for: little kids (I want a kid!)
Song of the day: That new Matchbox 20 song
What I hate to be called: crazy
Movie of the Day: Frida
A thing that Disgusts me: Throw Up, vomit, pukeing, up-chucking, blowing chunks, etc.

christoplg: HARRY POTTER COMES OUT FRIDAY!
LeBlueDot: shoot its about time that boy came out
LeBlueDot: damn closet case brit
christoplg: hahaha
christoplg: hahaha
christoplg: hahah
christoplg: that was hilarious, at first I was like what are you talking about?!
christoplg: hahahaha
christoplg: that's going in my blog
LeBlueDot: hey ron, wanna head up for a quick game of "grab the golden snitch"
LeBlueDot: omg i am a crackhead tonight
LeBlueDot: ive been laughing for about 10 minutes now
LeBlueDot: because i saw the name of a new cd coming out, and it was called "loose screw"
LeBlueDot: and then i realized how funny that term is
LeBlueDot: and how it can be applied to a person
christoplg: ahahaha
christoplg: that's going in the blog too!

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Yeah.. ummm. that's a little on the YEAH RIGHT side. I can't write worth a crap. Sheet. Please. I wish I did have confidence in my work. The only ability I have, is the ability to BS a paper. That's what got me through High school. I can formulate thoughts pretty well, and write a paper in minutes, but that doesn't mean it's good. Please. Of all the choices given, I am probablly a narrative or descriptive writer. What do you think? Yeah, so my day was awesome, and relazing, I spent 3 hours at Barnes and Noble. Why? Well, I was about to get a book, but then I got sidetracked, and ended up searching for scholarships, and reading all these other books and magazines. It was awesome. It was kid's day there or something, because about twenty kids were just laughing their pants off. It made me smile so much. I had to stop and just look at the beaming faces of the children. It was incredible. I want a kid. Peace. MAYA AND I ARE HANGING OUT TONIGHT! HOLLER!

FRIDA KICKED BUTT ON SO MANY DIFFERENT LEVELS. I NEEDED TO SAY THAT. GOOD NIGHT!

Yeah, so I just came from the movies. Emily and I saw Jackass. Boy was it crazed-filled. A buncha crazified people. Now, we are at Madstone waiting to see Frida. I can't wait to see that movie, but if no one shows up to see it, then there's no way that I can watch it, unless I stay at my dad's house tonight. That's probally what I will end up doing. I mean it's no big deal, right? I mean I don't miss a chance to see Edward Norton. That is my boy. OKay I have to go move these prints so I can watch Frida. Talk to you in the sunshine!

Mike McKee is the man.

drumhead7: im gonna kill my roomate
drumhead7: he is driving me crazy
christoplg: really?
christoplg: like bad crazy, or crazy crazy
drumhead7: he is ALWAYS getting nude and rubbing his parts on my pillow
drumhead7: when he does, my pillow is stinky, and i wake up smelling of nut sack

damn, that's so nasty, but it's the funniest thing I have ever heard in the course of my life. I'm sorry Mike.

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I'm really not narcissistic. Really. I'm not. sheet. It's better than the rest of them. Yeah, so wowsers, it's almost 2 o'clock. I get off in four hours. Fun times. Let me break down my day thus far. I had to get up at the BA crack of dawn so my mom could take me to my dad's. Usually Renee does this, but not today. I go to my dad's becuase I can walk to work from there, and it saves gas, and it gives me a chance to walk, which I love doing. Yeah, so I go back to sleep at my dad's and wake up at 11. I have to be at work between 11:15 and 11:30, so I begin to get dressed. I have my clothes on, and I look at my feet, and they are ashy. Like you don't even understand the ashiness of my feet. They looked like I had been walking in flour my whole life. It was a little on the nasty side. I mean they looked like those slave's feet in ROOTS. I don't respect myself for saying that, but I don't respect my feet for looking like that. So I put some lotion and oil on them (my feet area usually really pretty, I guess it's the cold weather, it dried them out.), and they looked tons better. I am going to exfoliate them and moisturize them when I get home. Shoot. yeah, so I grab a bowl of pasta stuff (those are really scrumdidilyumtious), and head out the door. It's a beautiful day outside, and the breeze feels wonderful across my face. I button up my jacket, because it is a bit chilly. My nose starts to get a tad cold, and I smile, becuase I love this weather. Fall. The leaves are falling, and fill yards with spots of goldenrod, scarlet, brown, and hazel. It's a beautiful day. I begin singing, (because I can't whistle), and I am filled with joy and happiness. So I get to work, and notice a York Properties truck in the parking lot, but no Paul's car (he's the manager). I thought to myself; "well he's been a tad late before, so I won't worry about it". Ten munutes later, I begin to start worrying. If it weren't such a nice day outside, I would be a little on the upset side by now. It's about 11:35 by now. 11:45 rolls around, and the York Properties man is tired of waiting. So he leaves. I don't blame him. By now, I am a little mad at Paul, and was thinking of ways to contact him. "If he doesn't show up in five more minutes, I am going to call Barbara. She'll make everything right, because you don't play with her", I thought. I begin to walk up to Juice it Up, the smoothie joint with whom we share a parking lot, and began to rehearse what I was going to tell to Barbara. "Jason (the projectionist) will be here at 12, so maybe I should just wait for him", I pondered. I'm upset by now, because we open at 12:30 and I am the only one that works on Thursdays, so I will only have 30 minutes to set up. I turn around, and I see Erika's car. She hops out of her car, and runs to the door, unlocks it, and goes for the alarm. I get into the building, and she's says. "I'm so sorry. I just woke up". I immediatley forgave her, because Erika is my girl. If it were Paul I would still be mad now. That's bad, isn't it. I guess I don't like Paul. I don't know what it is, there's something about him, that I just don't like. I'll put my hand on it one day. So now it is 2 o'clock, and I am just having a good ole' time at work, besides the fact I am extremely bored. I think I am going to read or finish my essay, or do something. goodbye for now!

I am bored. I want to read, but I'm not really in the mood. I need to take a shower, but I want to take a bath, but I'm notready to be cold after my bath. Hmmm.. Decisions, desions. I know what I am going to do. I mean I want to stay online. Okay, I am going to take a bath, in a few minutes. hehe. I am soooo bored. I need a mate. I have decided, but how can I get a mate when I have taken myself off of the market? This is another deliema (that's not how it's spelled, or at least I don't think it is. hmmm.) Well I'm not like OFF of the market, I mean if the right person comes along, then I'll jump on it, but for now, that person isn't here (but I do have one in mind, but I can't reveal too much about that) I don't want to get into a relationship before I leave North Carolina, that's for sure, because the long distance thing will factor in, or I don't want to have to break up with someone if things are going really well. So, I'll just have to not have someone for the next two and a half months. It's not like it's a long time to wait, I've never really had a real mate anyways. I'm only 18, so I have plenty of time to find someone that's great for me, don't you think? Hmm. I do. I am right.

I love this song. India Arie is my girl. we go back, and she doesn't even know it. Fun times for her. Hell, fun times for me too! Sheet. I am about to paste all of her songs up here. She knows how to preach it! Get it girl! I promise, one day when I meet her, we will have some holler front times. Yaay rah. Well for now, it's India Arie's "I am Ready for Love"

I am ready for love
Why are you hiding from me
I'd quickly give my freedom
To be held in your captivity

I am ready for love
All of the joy and the pain
And all the time that it takes
Just to stay in your good grace
Lately I've been thinking
Maybe you're not ready for me
Maybe you think I need to learn maturity
They say watch what you ask for
Cause you might receive
But if you ask me tomorrow
I'll say the same thing

I am ready for love
Would you please lend me your ear?
I promise I won't complain
I just need you to acknowledge I am here

If you give me half a chance
I'll prove this to you
I will be patience, kind, faithful and true
To a man who loves music
A man who loves art
Respect's the spirit world
And thinks with his heart

I am ready for love
If you'll take me in your hands
I will learn what you teach
And do the best that I can

I am ready for love
Here with an offering of
My voice
My Eyes
My soul
My mind

Tell me what is enough
To prove I am ready for love

I am ready


Oh yes, by the way, Dawson's was really good. I can't wait until next week. Fun times for all.

Christopher needs money. well, Christopher, has money, but he needs to save more. Why does he spend money? This is today's question. This is what I spend my money on: Movies, Clothes, and on my friends. Why can't I just save it? oh yeah, I know, because I love shopping too much. I am going to make a pact with myself. My other job, when I start it, I will save that WHOLE paycheck. period. I will also save 70% of my Madstone paycheck. This just means, I can't be persuaded by my freinds at Best Buy and Structure, and Rack Room. I can do this. Go Christopher. Yaay for me. I am going to have money. Fun times for all. Hmmm. Let's see. I had a great conversation with Jake last night (no not Jake Gyllenhaal). Dawson's Creek comes on tonight, and that always makes me happy. Fun times for Dawson. I did a crap load of work at the house today. About a million loads of laundry, and some more cleaning, and just fun stuff. I watched Jackie Brown today. Jackie Brown is my girl. I just bought that movie last night (see a problem that I have. I am always buying stuff). My DVD collection is well over 50 now, and my CD collection consists of about 5. Yeah, I have problems. Anyways, let me find a quiz for today.

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Which Koi Variety Are You?

OH HOLLER!!! WE ARE HAVING SPAGHETTI TONIGHT!!!! I LOVE THAT MESS!!!!! I had a dream about Matt Hirsh yesterday. It was scary. like EVERYONE was in it... Maya, Becky, Hannah, my mom, Jake, Chadley, Jenny.. Man it was not the fun times. wowsers. golly gee. I need to stop eating whatever I eat (which last night was nothing) before I go to bed.

I love my friends!


My Friend: well you know i know you know because you're the only person i told but i cant help i think that (the one who will not be named) is the most dreamiest dreamboat that i have ever met in my LIFE but you can't tell a soul...
Me: that is the cutest thing I have ever seen in the course if my lifetime
My Friend: what?!?!!!!!??
My Friend: nope
My Friend: it sucks
My Friend: majorly
My Friend: at least i've never cried over a boy before
Me: you have not cried over him have you?
My Friend: hahhhahah NO
Me: I was about to say..
My Friend: i just though...
My Friend: it makes taht little piece of fleshy material inbetween my index finger and thumb hurt a little bit becuase it is SAD

Tomorrow is the day when all the loverz tell each other their true feelings for each other. Send this to at least 10 ppl by 8pm tomorrow and your true love will express his/her feelings for you before the nights out. If you dont send this, then you will have bad luck in your lovelife for the rest of your life. This is not a wee stupid one. This is real. Just copy and paste

Haha yeah I wish. In a million years. How can 'true love' or whatever this shi-ca ca is know who you paste to? I mean for real. That is just damn stupid. hahah okay. Let me stop. Holler

Maya is a crackhead. I don't respect her, but I love her like none other. That is my ace. Reid Huntley reads my blog. Now that I am aware of this, I feel quite special. I just thought I needed to say that. Ya'll should read his blog. it is as follows: You know what I need to get back to? Let me break it down:

Current State: I have no idea
Emotional: I want to go to Chicago
what I want: Spaghetti for dinner.
what I am looking forward to: Our Hotness movie marathon weekend.. Mafia, God's Must Be crazy 2, Legally Blonde (well not that movie) Mafia, and on top of that, MARIO! HOLLER FRONT!

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I guess that is the best one of all the possibilities (sp?) okay. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MATT HIRSCH! He is the awesome redhead that works at Madstone theaters. He is the man. Pumpkin Hearts forever. Today has been a long day. I am at work. I need someone to cheer me up. Fun times. I AM TALKING TO MELISSA! I didn't know how much I missed her. Okay Holler.

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Okay. That's a little too much, and the girl is ugly. Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CHRISTIAN! THAT'S MY LITTLE SISTER! I LOVE HER! Okay. Hmmm. Let me see. Boston Public was excellent. I love that show. One can expierence to many emotions when watching that. Everwood just ended. I am so glad Colin woke up. He's awesome. I am so glad, because I don't want Ephiram to hook up with that ugly ass girl. I know someone he would be good with. haha okay let me stop. Well... hmm. do I want to say it? okay I'll say something about it. No, I won't. Maybe I'll say it later. Golly gee. OH yeah, I redid my profiles on xy and PNO. They break down the truth. I have gotten more replies then like I have ever gotten. I hope they keep coming, and the right person comes along (knock on wood). okay anyways, I'll just stop this now. I'll talk later. My brain is a crazy whirl of frenzies. see ya.

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HOLLER FRONT! Crystal and Tanya went back to school today. Fun times for them I am at work about to clock on. Okay, brb. I am clocking in now. I am all clocked in. Fun times for all. Now I am getting paid to write in my blog, and that just sounds good. Okay, well I am having some boring times, but at least I am intelligent. Christy says hi. Okay I am leaving now.

"Back off, lady. I'm NOT afraid to use this."





You are 64% Pure!
(Very interesting.)




Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:




people less pure than you (57%)
people like you (2%)
people more pure than you (41%)

Yaay.. Today was fun times day. I went to Cary Band Day.. Wowsers there are some awesome high school bands there. It was cold, and I'm tired, so I'm going to bed. I got a new book today, and the new GQ. I have to get up early for a meeting at 9 for projection. Fun times, huh? well not really, but yaay! Talk at ya later! HOLLER FRONT! My new saying, copied from a girl I met at Chowan, well I can't remember her name (it's JADA I had to edit this in here), but she is my girl. If I knew her, we would most def be freinds. Jane? naw that's not it. Anyways, I am peace-ing out HOLLER FRONT!

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FUN TIMES WERE HAD ON A HALLOWEENY. Wowosers. Yeah, so let me break down the day for you.

8:00 AM Get up do come chores, talk online to Emmy, get hyped for the day.

12:30 Emily finally arrives. Fun times were had at the mall. I bought some hotness outfits, and got a job at Gap (now I have 2 jobs)

2:00 Hit the road. Off to Chowan we go.

3:45 ish arrive at Chowan, Emily talk to all her old friends fun times, were had. Jada is my girl. She keeps it real.

6:00 Dinner at an Italian resturant, which was off the chain. Oh yes oh yes.

7:15 Meet Jill and got some alcool for laters. A lot was gotten.. Fun times

9:00 Go get Gabe, and head off to ECU!!!

11 ish: Arrive at the hotel, Changed for DOWNTOWN. Had fun times. Took shots. Met Matt and Aaron, Katheryne’s friends.

1:00AM DOWNTOWN G-VEGAS! Hotness fun times. Hot people, drunk people, saw some FIGHTS and just fun times in all. Yaay Fun times fun times fun times.

2:30AM Back to the Hotel… Drinking went on. Skyy, Absolut, Smirnoff (the vodka) Corona (nasty) Juice (wine) champagne) hotness hotness. Aaron got sooo drunk off of some Skyy.. not the vodka, Skyy BLUE!!!. That boy was a fun times tripout. Man, those were fun times

The rest of the night. Fun times and sleep.

9:45 get up, tired, and with a stomachache. I didn’t even get drunk.

Had fun times, played around in the room till about quarter till 1.

1:00 PM went to Crystal’s room

2:30 Moma comes to pick us up.

5:00 go to work

10:00 get home

10:30 put in Bring it On.

Which leads me to now. Man. I had so much fun times, I can’t even explain it. I GOT SOME. HOLLA! Break it down! AMEN!!! Ask me about it, I won’t put anything in the blog. I prolly won’t tell anyways, I don’t kiss (etc.) and tell. Yaay fun times.

I am about tired. I’ll write more laters. I want to talk to someone online and on the phoney! Holla!